**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

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Anyone remember this gem from "The Onion"?

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion

I can't link to the article as it is in their paid archive.

[HiJinx]

Nana is still saying Hubba Hubba...but it's even more fun to watch our nieces go ga-ga over him!

[dfwddr]

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00

I get my new job assignment Tuesday,... I think I'll do a lot of investing this weekend ..

[Soaring Feather]

Salute!!

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http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=31148

[PaulaB]

Arkansas

[llevrok]

I am surprised she hasn't two black eyes!

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No nipples or hoohoos.

Am I in trouble?

[Trillian]

http://www.oxygen.com/specials/contest/thong/
Free thong, wear em or use em as a sling-shot lol..

[rockabyebaby]

I'm disappointed BigB decided not to post the OFST, I read last weeks OFST and was amazed at how many anal people there are out there, please put my name on your ping list and tell BigB to come on back!

[OSHA]

Forgive me

Nope! Not for that! Your soul is now forfeit!

[TASMANIANRED]

Hot flash, hot flash.

Where have you been hiding that.

[carolinacrazy]

Once upon a time, Dasher had a friend - we'll call him Doug (not his real name).

Thought we talked about you always bringing up your old mates?

[hattend]

Boy, once the east coast workday ends, this thread really slows down.

[Soaring Feather]

Bumping up support for Lady Jag.

[Lady Jag]

Now those hoo-hoos....there are over a hundred of them in our house.

What kind of house do you run?

[MBombardier]

Well, I am finally getting on here to read and actually post this week. West Coast late afternoon and all that....Last week I was on an airplane, and didn't actually see the thread until Tuesday. The OFST means something to look forward to at the end of each week, and I am glad that it is going to continue in some form. I usually get a joke or two that makes me grin and I feel comfortable passing to friends/relatives. Anyway--I hope this hasn't been posted yet, and that it doesn't fall under the category of gratuitous cheesecake! LOL!

[Lady Jag]

Yes, ma'am!