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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^
| 6/10/05
| F/A
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chicks body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question Is Civil Engineer an oxymoron? Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a Pearls Before Swine cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder whats so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use series instead of serious and hugh instead of huge. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to Young Frankenstein. Ignore this thread.
TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Gardening; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Poetry; Society; Sports; Test Topic, Ignore It; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheesymoose; cowbells; dirtyoldbabes; dirtyoldmen; hotstuff; moosecheese
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To: r-q-tek86
Anyone remember this gem from "The Onion"?
Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion
I can't link to the article as it is in their paid archive.
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posted on
06/10/2005 3:33:11 PM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Nana is still saying Hubba Hubba...but it's even more fun to watch our nieces go ga-ga over him!
1,322
posted on
06/10/2005 3:34:06 PM PDT
by
HiJinx
(Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration - 2 days late and WHAMMO!!!!)
To: JimWforBush
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00I get my new job assignment Tuesday,... I think I'll do a lot of investing this weekend ..
To: Lady Jag
To: Fierce Allegiance; najida
1,325
posted on
06/10/2005 3:41:00 PM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
To: Lady Jag
1,326
posted on
06/10/2005 3:50:14 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Jesus is coming......Are you ready?)
To: Dillybird
I am surprised she hasn't two black eyes!
1,327
posted on
06/10/2005 3:52:33 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Semper Conservatatis)
To: Lady Jag
No nipples or hoohoos.Am I in trouble?
1,328
posted on
06/10/2005 3:56:04 PM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
To: Fierce Allegiance
I'm disappointed BigB decided not to post the OFST, I read last weeks OFST and was amazed at how many anal people there are out there, please put my name on your ping list and tell BigB to come on back!
1,330
posted on
06/10/2005 4:11:55 PM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(If you're not part of the solution, YOU ARE the problem.)
To: Dillybird
Forgive meNope! Not for that! Your soul is now forfeit!
1,331
posted on
06/10/2005 4:12:14 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Lib Memo: God has grown and regrets His past intolerance. Please revise your Scriptures accordingly.)
To: Lady Jag
Hot flash, hot flash.
Where have you been hiding that.
1,332
posted on
06/10/2005 4:14:37 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Once upon a time, Dasher had a friend - we'll call him Doug (not his real name). Thought we talked about you always bringing up your old mates?
1,334
posted on
06/10/2005 4:23:46 PM PDT
by
carolinacrazy
(What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
Comment #1,335 Removed by Moderator
To: All
Boy, once the east coast workday ends, this thread really slows down.
1,336
posted on
06/10/2005 4:28:00 PM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: Lady Jag
Bumping up support for Lady Jag.
To: HiJinx
Now those hoo-hoos....there are over a hundred of them in our house. What kind of house do you run?
1,338
posted on
06/10/2005 4:35:43 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Well, I am finally getting on here to read and actually post this week. West Coast late afternoon and all that....Last week I was on an airplane, and didn't actually see the thread until Tuesday. The OFST means something to look forward to at the end of each week, and I am glad that it is going to continue in some form. I usually get a joke or two that makes me grin and I feel comfortable passing to friends/relatives. Anyway--I hope this hasn't been posted yet, and that it doesn't fall under the category of gratuitous cheesecake! LOL!
To: bentfeather
Yes, ma'am!
1,340
posted on
06/10/2005 4:46:18 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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