Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
No one has tried to hump our leg for hours!
You found Thag's picture!
Seriesly, Thag did spend some time in uniform, but he never looked that good....dam...just dam...he could only wish....
Thag never withdraws.....
I miss him when he is not here.
Sweetie,
If I was nice around here (and off my guard) I'd be slipcovers in the day room by now.
Thanks sweet cheeks,
SMMOOOCCCHHH!
Sorry about the ping... F/A has an old list.
And for the record, Interior Designers are gay... Architects are just stoners (according to F/A)
Not prematurely anyway. That is why I love you so much.
Hey, someone has to design doghouses & garage sheds.
He's also one of the few men that doesn't mind being given directions ;)
Jonathan Edwards
Shanty
Gonna sit down in the kitchen
And fix me something good to eat
And make my head a little high
And make this whole day complete
Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on
Well pass it to me baby
Pass it to me slow
We'll take time out to smile a little
Before we let it go
Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on
Well there ain't nothin' to do
And there's always room for more
Fill it, light it, shut up
And close the door
Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on
We gonna sit around the kitchen
Fix us somethin' good to eat
And make ourselves a little high
And make the whole day complete
Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on
Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on
Actually, I think I have seen the full video (long time ago). The woman walks across that hatch about 10 seconds before she falls in. One of the guy's standing there opens it up after she has walked across it. As far as she knows, it's still closed.
Just giggin' ya!! :o)
You are correct that many Freepers have strong opinions about me, however, they are far from evil. You sicken me with your persistent Freepmails and posts. I don't know why you have attacked me all this week when it was The Big B who had The snit fit. I'm tired of your childish behavior.
ROFLMBO!
I'm sitting in Fort Worth... and it's not going any faster on this side of the Trinity.
Something tells me you can't get that at Vermont Teddy Bear.
NICE TAGLINE!!!
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