Having strong opinions does not make a person evil! ;o)
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
The adult response...
Good night Fierce Allegiance, see you Monday. Enjoy the weekend!!
So far, so good! :o)
Thanks, and back at you!
Word Fun - Double Creature
Double creature
The other day we were out walking the edgehog when we ran across this guy walking his dog, and we noticed this dog had both its eyes on one side of its head. So we asked the guy, "What kind of dog is THAT?" And he said, "It's a cross between a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. It's a Pekaso!" Uhhh, OK. But then we thought, what would happen if you mixed, say, a warthog with a rhino? You'd get a whino! OK, actually, we didn't think that, but we did think of stealing it from the hi-larious folks down at The Washington Post's Style Invitational -- a weekly contest that recently asked readers to come up with hybrids of animals. Some of our favorite entries:
* Barbary ape x Chihuahua = barbarhuahua: an extremely inquisi-tive, persistent, noisy little bird.
* Emu x quail = email: a fast-flying bird that propagates rapidly, is monitored obsessively by humans, and often carries a virus.
* Cicada x elephant = cicaphant: even after 17 years, it never forgets how nice you are.
* Monarch x woodchuck = princechuck: a pitiable drone that remains near its mother in its immature stage for years and years and years.
* Chicken x trout = chickenout: an animal that's afraid to cross the road.
* Cardinal x Shar-Pei = card-sharpei: one of the dogs playing poker.
* Wombat x elephant = womant: a creature that can lift many times her own weight but won't tell you what that weight is.
* Cuckoo x kinkajou = cuckookajou: otherwise known as The Walrus.
* Skunk x badgers = stinking badgers: we don't need one.
* Badgers x gnus = badgnus: travels fast.
* Scottish terrier x tapir = scotchtapir: uses sticky traps to ensnare its prey.
* Ewe x manatee = ewemanatee: a two-legged creature that elicits an exclamation of surprise when spotted, as in "Oh, the ewemanitee!"
* Lark x king salmon = larriking: an odd-looking bird that never stops squawking and doesn't know when to stop spawning.
* Monarch butterfly x sea anemone = arch enome: has PLANS for the coral reef, yes, grand plans indeed, mwahahahaha!
* Bumblebee x beaver = bumble-beaver: a creature busier than itself.
* Canary x ibis = canabis: a puffin that can fly really, really high.
* Condor x leech = condoleecha: a creature known to produce prolonged bleeding from whatever crosses its path.
Have a good one, and don't let the cranks annoy you.
I know... very sad.
What about Motormouth or Xenalyte??
LOL I have seen that on SNL a million times and still when they show it my hubby and I can't breathe from laughing so hard...
It took 1107 posts to finally show up.
Well done!
Apparently... It's from a SNL Sketch....
Ask JRBC - she knows everything...
Would you think less of me if I told you that I think Christopher Walken is sexy? :-)
Have a good one..
A little comething for monday...
One morning, a man calls his boss to tell him he'll be out sick. The boss presses for specifics, and the man says, "Sir, I have rectal glaucoma." "And what does that mean?" asks the boss. The man replies, "I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."
Thank you for the schmile.
Where's that cowbell GIF movie? We need more cowbell, stat!
Yeah, and wishin' they looked half as good!
I know fer a fact I'd be envious...if'n I were the envious sort.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.