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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? (Humor)
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Posted on 05/12/2005 10:33:39 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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Keep your heads down guys........LOL
To: Allosaurs_r_us
ONE.
She tells me to do it.
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:34:25 AM PDT
by
Gary - Peters
(Kerry Insecure to relinquish Congressional Job.)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:34:47 AM PDT
by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
For years I thought I was born to change toilet paper rolls......
To: Allosaurs_r_us
LOL- I am glad I do not act like that. I have never had PMS. I know women who do though, and it is not pretty.
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:35:54 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
I didn't know you knew my wife.
(Just kidding, honey, if you're reading this. Honey?)
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:36:43 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
I get that way when the kids use my tools and don't put them back....
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:38:55 AM PDT
by
freebilly
(Go Santa Cruz Baseball!)
To: anniegetyourgun
I actually prefer to be the one who changes the toilet paper rolls in my house... my wife puts the new rolls on such that the paper rolls from the bottom (underhanded), I prefer that the paper rolls from the top (overhanded).
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:39:57 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I know women who do though, and it is not pretty.
I think one of the best things to ever happen to my marriage of 32 years, is a little thing called a hysterectomy...LOL
I don't think Toots would agree as she went thru hell, but she was one of
those women.....
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:40:32 AM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: So Cal Rocket
Clearly you should be the one doing it, as you are the only one who knows how to do it correctly. ; )
To: So Cal Rocket
Aint that a little
anal retentative......Heh, heh
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:42:50 AM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: So Cal Rocket
And
we are in the majority, of course.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I have never had PMS.Yeah, I thought that too for many years. One day my daughter asked me if it was almost time for my monthly visitor. I was surprised she knew...then everyone in the family started laughing! They told me they ALWAYS knew.
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:45:33 AM PDT
by
colorcountry
(To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable. ....Barry Goldwater)
To: cyborg; Laura Earl; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; pissant; teenyelliott; tiamat; colorcountry; ...
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:47:03 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Aint that a little anal retentative If it were, you wouldn't need to worry about whether there is toilet paper or not.
To: Allosaurs_r_us
I thought the title indicated that this was humor.
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:49:18 AM PDT
by
trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
To: colorcountry
My husband says he does not notice any mood changes with me. Either I do not have PMS or I am a Bitch all of the time.
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:49:58 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Ever see a woman go through menopause. I did. My mom. THAT ain't pretty. Especially when you're a teenage girl and youngest daughter at that. Eeesh. I love my mom to death but holy cow, talk about weirdness.
To: So Cal Rocket
...the paper rolls from the top (overhanded). That's the correct method.
The other way is blasphemy or somethin'.
Tell her I said that and to quit buggin' ya about it...
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:50:30 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: Lazamataz; Owl_Eagle; MeekOneGOP; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
My wife sent me this little tidbit this morning......
Ping for a little humor.....LOL
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posted on
05/12/2005 10:50:54 AM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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