For years I thought I was born to change toilet paper rolls......
I actually prefer to be the one who changes the toilet paper rolls in my house... my wife puts the new rolls on such that the paper rolls from the bottom (underhanded), I prefer that the paper rolls from the top (overhanded).
Toilet paper!
I would find a new Sears and Roebuck catalog or Montgomery Ward catalog when it got close to the pictures of women in their slips and underwear.