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Posted on 04/04/2005 8:32:31 AM PDT by JustAmy
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LOL
Thanks, OESY.
The only ugly pounds I want to lose has the initials of MM, let's have some coffee cake before he hears about it.
: ) Bally's Gym beckons......
That coffee cake looks delicious. I'm going to save the receipt, thanks Amy.
LOL!
What is a cat?
1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
Ready for a good laugh?
An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."
A short while later she left, and the cowboy ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
Can't get rid of those people ringing to sell you things you don't want, can't afford, don't have time to deal with? Try these answering machine messages.
This is an answering machine. We are not at home at this time due to the recent local outbreak of Bubonic Plague. Please do not spread this news, as we are hoping that the Health Department will deny it. Please ring back then.
Hello, there. The childrens are at home. We cannot hear you over the noise. There is no point in your leaving a message, because we won't be able to hear that either. Byyye
Hi. Your call is important to me, so please do not hang up. I will be with you shortly. [Put the phone next to a radio, and leave it. Hang up after about half an hour.]
You have reached my answering machine. If you wish to speak to me, please push 1 and hang up. If you wish to speak to another member of family, please hang up and then push 1.
Sorry I can't get to the phone at the moment. I have an intruder with a [loud scream]....click [then hang up]
*grin*
I'm hoping the weather will be perfect for the weekend!
Hey ..... when were you at my house? LOL
Good evening, Victoria.
Hope you had a great Ham Radio Day! ;~) I ate a ham sandwich for lunch while listening to the radio.
It sounds pretty easy. I may try it next week.
Thank you!!
ROFLOL! That's so hilarious!!!
I'm still waiting for anyone to volunteer to clean for me. LOL!
Speaking or radio, I hope you like this song..
Do NOT count on me, LOL!
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