Dinosaur Swallows Human

http://www.biblelandstudios.com/nuke/ ^ | 12-24-04 | "Bibleland"

[BenLurkin]

Dear Friends,

Thank you for your patience and without further delay Bibleland Studios presents The Photos as promised of what appears to be a fossil of a Dinosaur Swallowing a Human. Do these photos provide the necessary evidence that dinosaurs and humans coexisted in our recent ancient past? From our latest poll many of you believe humans and dinosaurs did coexist. But just because we believe it does that make it so? Bibleland Studios is interested in objective; naked, pure unadulterated truth no matter where it leads. Do you believe as I do that the desire to know where we came from beats in the breast of everyman, woman and child? Did we come from an ape-like creature or a beautiful pair created in innocent splendor? Let’s find out.

How I acquired these photos

One evening in early December I picked up the latest copy of a certain Australian Creation Science newsletter and began thumbing through the pages. Suddenly without warning there they were! The Photos. “Could what I’m looking at be true?!” I phoned the publisher in Australia and asked him straight out, “Is this true? Are these photos real?” He assured me they were. Contacting the author, I got permission to publish them on our site for the entire world to see. So here they are for your consideration

[Hoplite]

I'll be convinced when Dan Rather reports it.

Friggin' skeptics.

Dino looks like an Allosaurus:

And it looks as if there's another Allosaurus loose at Louisiana State University.

ROWR!

Fortunately, Dinosaur fossils are made out of shiny black resin these days, rather than that old mineral garbage originally used - the black shiny stuff is much easier to see if you're out a fossil huntin'.

[SunkenCiv]

I've got it, but haven't read it, other than the occasional random chapter.

Heh... uh-boy...

Looks like a death assemblage, and the supposed victim appears to be another dinosaur. Cause of death was probably something like a forest fire, a poison gas cloud (like the ones that come rolling out of some of those western African lakes, or from a volcano), landslide (from an earthquake), whatever.

Or, it could be a human found a dino fossil, thought it was from an extinct race of giants, and dropped dead of a coronary while trying to carry it back to his village to show everyone.

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[SunkenCiv]

Thanks BenLurkin! If nothing else, a nice way to lighten up a little for everyone after a frantic shopping season and tension of the election campaign. :')

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[Brainhose]

That would have been neat. Many Teachers have a real knack for squelching kids imaginations. You might still think about doing it though :)

Merry Christmas.

[SunkenCiv]

Actually, from that other angle, the predator may just have got the prey stuck in its throat and asphyxiated. But anyway, a death assemblage example:

Early volcano victims discovered
BBC ^ | Monday, May 3, 1999 | editors
Posted on 09/03/2004 10:59:51 PM PDT by SunkenCiv
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1207091/posts

[superskunk]

I might do a variation of it for basic concepts. I'd like to do it for my nephew. He's a few months old and has Downs Syndrome. I'm determined to make a scientist out of him. (though his mother wants him to be an artist)

My teachers thought I had many strange ideas, but they've served me well in a pinch.

Well anyways, Thanks for the vote of confidence and,

Merry Christmas!!!

[U S Army EOD]

That is easy to explain, the dinosaur attempted to swallow Micheal Moore's many times great grandfather and choked.

[escapefromboston]

It looks like Dino finally had enough of Fred and Wilma's constant arguing.

[curmudgeonII]

Unfortunately it's not even a very clever hoax.

[-=Wing_0_Walker=-]

The black color of the Dino indicates greater age than the bleached color of the probable, more recent human. Bet the Human Bones are on top of the Dino and not inside!

[Max in Utah]

Look at it agaian. Both the dinosaur and the humanoid are lying horizontal on the ground. How could he be chasing the humanoid? Get a grip, it's a fraud.

Well, most dead critters I've seen have been more or less horizontal. I reckon they both died of heart failure from the long chase. :)

[Max in Utah]

Mighty pristine looking homonid for being about a zillion years old. Astounding that the finger bones stayed all together like that.

[Jeff Chandler]

There is no way one can logically conclude from that photo that the dinosaur was swallowing the human. It might have been regurgitating him.

[Jeff Chandler]

Looks frightened.

[derheimwill]

Keep goin'. you've almost got it.

[SunkenCiv]

Google

[Junior]

This picture appeared, along with nearly 1000 more, on a website for made-up photographs (I can't remember the name of the site at the moment). You've been had.

[SunkenCiv]

http://www.trueauthority.com/dinosaurs/dinosaurhistory2.htm

[BenLurkin]

I have?

Are you really so sure?

[BenLurkin]

Excellent point!