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It is still possible to write a short unique sentence in simple English that has never been composed before.

Posted on 06/08/2020 6:20:51 PM PDT by SamAdams76

26 letters in the English alphabet and so you would think that it is nigh impossible to compose a simple sentence in English that has never been composed before.

Well I am about to prove you wrong.

"In wartime, dark chocolate bars may be rationed, so it would be wise to purchase dark chocolate in bulk now."

Guaranteed that the sentence above, consisting of simple English words, has never been uttered or written before.


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To: SamAdams76

Here’s a portion of a collaboration between Siri and mysel.

Best if read aloud.

Shadow daddy yoyo dodo
dough row row row go go...
mad mo king bling bring a book look nook
hook hock lock knock knock tic-tock...
apple scrapple scrape ape app app ack ack nap nap numb numb...
Buddha butter hey batta batta but a drumbeat dumb eat
from some thing that does does not dose the most..
resort reports a retort splat a spat rat-a-tat-tat...
did you do or did you not diddy diddilly double
a couple had a cup ‘uh with the coach cray cray Kiki...
without a doubt the trout neck wrecked heck
he was a slim Jim in a scrum drum drumbeat deadbeat
new crew knew Cortana repost a post to get the most moist toast...
halfback backtrack over mod God bod bro yo BooBoo BarBar Sundar tar tar...


61 posted on 06/08/2020 7:21:28 PM PDT by ADemocratNoMore (The Fourth Estate is now the Fifth Column)
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To: SamAdams76

“Was he dead when he was a cat?”

(That one has been said before—it’s a legend in my family)


62 posted on 06/08/2020 7:24:23 PM PDT by Hieronymus (“I shall drink to the Pope, if you please, still, to conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.Â)
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To: SamAdams76

Republicans rioted and made Nancy Pelosi walk the plank.


63 posted on 06/08/2020 7:24:27 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: SamAdams76
Here is another one:

Deep in self-reflection, Donald Trump took another sip of the Chamomile tea, and gazed across the crimson sky, the words of Kierkegaard echoing through his mind.

64 posted on 06/08/2020 7:28:37 PM PDT by nwrep
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To: SamAdams76

How about
“In the heat of summer, no one walks through life with a napsack full of monkey sh!t!”


65 posted on 06/08/2020 7:29:49 PM PDT by Bommer (I'm a MAGA-Deplorian! It is the way! It is the only way!)
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To: PlateOfShrimp

Winner!


66 posted on 06/08/2020 7:33:31 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: SamAdams76

“The Toronto Maple Leafs won the Cup twice since 1967.”

I do not believe that the above sentence has even been composed. It is also a lie, though every September, the sports media in Tranna claim that, “This is the Leafs’ year!” Every year so far, they are wrong. This REALLY pleases me!


67 posted on 06/08/2020 7:34:45 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: SamAdams76

Covfefe coffee can cure Coronavirus Disease 2019 and Coronavirus Disease 2020.

--------------------------------------------

So far, 2021 is a very good year.

68 posted on 06/08/2020 7:36:16 PM PDT by Songcraft (Defund Congress!!!)
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To: Scrambler Bob
Yes it does, and I suppose you thought I was intending to type hoping, instead of hopping. But that was really just to enure it was indeed that it had never been uttered or typed before. 8>)

I believe my response back to you was also another unique sentence never seen before as well. 8>)

69 posted on 06/08/2020 7:36:53 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: Repeal The 17th

“...the sentence has never been uttered or written...”
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A statement that is impossible to prove.

******

>Clucks tongue<

Nuh huh.

You forgot the scientific principal of “Because I Said So!”


70 posted on 06/08/2020 7:40:28 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: LibWhacker

“You’re right. I googed it.”

Google is just as good as the moron that programmed the site it took you to. If it was a 12 year old neanderthal odds are there are many sentences not on record. But can you trust google to tell the truth with it’s own recognized limitations? Doubt here.

If you google “does google know everything?” One of the answer is:

“It is not true that Google know everything. Google just collect information from the website that best match the intent of the search query and display to you. It is like you are in a big library where millions of the books available that covers every information available on the planet.”

In other words, it matches up sites that could be flat lies or unknown blabber. And if it isn’t, it could be someone’s opinion that has no idea what day it is. They aren’t at fault or lying, just incapable. And it would help if google could speak grammatically correct, also, “Google just collect information...?” (Patch and pasted this one) Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.

rwood


71 posted on 06/08/2020 7:44:10 PM PDT by Redwood71
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To: SamAdams76

Norbert’s Jimmy wiped his chin with a grin after he spit.

(And put your dirty thoughts back in your pants where they belong. Jimmy is Norbert’s son. Jimmy’s a tobacco chewer and a bit of a drooler.)


72 posted on 06/08/2020 7:45:12 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: reintarnation

It was a dark chocolate and stormy night.


73 posted on 06/08/2020 7:48:45 PM PDT by Flick Lives (My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
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74 posted on 06/08/2020 7:51:04 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: SamAdams76

Nonsense. There will be never be a chocolate shortage. In fact, we can thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week.


75 posted on 06/08/2020 7:59:42 PM PDT by Slainte (Never attribute to conspiracy that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Or arrogance.)
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To: dfwgator

My hovercraft is full of eels.


76 posted on 06/08/2020 8:17:25 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: PlateOfShrimp

You win the thread!


77 posted on 06/08/2020 8:26:44 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: SamAdams76

Hillary Clinton is the 45th President of the United States.


78 posted on 06/08/2020 8:29:49 PM PDT by kevao (BIBLICAL JESUS: Give your money to the poor. SOCIALIST JESUS: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Shortest sentence in the Bible. One of the most beautiful in that it establishes Christ-as-man in coming to tears over the death of Lazarus.

(Maybe the only scripture I know.)


79 posted on 06/08/2020 8:53:06 PM PDT by StAntKnee (Add your own danged sarc tag)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Oops! before you declared winner, did you read the post immediately above yours?


80 posted on 06/08/2020 8:54:49 PM PDT by StAntKnee (Add your own danged sarc tag)
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