Posted on 06/08/2020 6:20:51 PM PDT by SamAdams76
26 letters in the English alphabet and so you would think that it is nigh impossible to compose a simple sentence in English that has never been composed before.
Well I am about to prove you wrong.
"In wartime, dark chocolate bars may be rationed, so it would be wise to purchase dark chocolate in bulk now."
Guaranteed that the sentence above, consisting of simple English words, has never been uttered or written before.
Here’s a portion of a collaboration between Siri and mysel.
Best if read aloud.
Shadow daddy yoyo dodo
dough row row row go go...
mad mo king bling bring a book look nook
hook hock lock knock knock tic-tock...
apple scrapple scrape ape app app ack ack nap nap numb numb...
Buddha butter hey batta batta but a drumbeat dumb eat
from some thing that does does not dose the most..
resort reports a retort splat a spat rat-a-tat-tat...
did you do or did you not diddy diddilly double
a couple had a cup ‘uh with the coach cray cray Kiki...
without a doubt the trout neck wrecked heck
he was a slim Jim in a scrum drum drumbeat deadbeat
new crew knew Cortana repost a post to get the most moist toast...
halfback backtrack over mod God bod bro yo BooBoo BarBar Sundar tar tar...
“Was he dead when he was a cat?”
(That one has been said before—it’s a legend in my family)
Republicans rioted and made Nancy Pelosi walk the plank.
Deep in self-reflection, Donald Trump took another sip of the Chamomile tea, and gazed across the crimson sky, the words of Kierkegaard echoing through his mind.
How about
“In the heat of summer, no one walks through life with a napsack full of monkey sh!t!”
Winner!
“The Toronto Maple Leafs won the Cup twice since 1967.”
I do not believe that the above sentence has even been composed. It is also a lie, though every September, the sports media in Tranna claim that, “This is the Leafs’ year!” Every year so far, they are wrong. This REALLY pleases me!
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So far, 2021 is a very good year.
I believe my response back to you was also another unique sentence never seen before as well. 8>)
...the sentence has never been uttered or written...
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A statement that is impossible to prove.
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>Clucks tongue<
Nuh huh.
You forgot the scientific principal of “Because I Said So!”
“Youre right. I googed it.”
Google is just as good as the moron that programmed the site it took you to. If it was a 12 year old neanderthal odds are there are many sentences not on record. But can you trust google to tell the truth with it’s own recognized limitations? Doubt here.
If you google “does google know everything?” One of the answer is:
“It is not true that Google know everything. Google just collect information from the website that best match the intent of the search query and display to you. It is like you are in a big library where millions of the books available that covers every information available on the planet.”
In other words, it matches up sites that could be flat lies or unknown blabber. And if it isn’t, it could be someone’s opinion that has no idea what day it is. They aren’t at fault or lying, just incapable. And it would help if google could speak grammatically correct, also, “Google just collect information...?” (Patch and pasted this one) Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.
rwood
Norbert’s Jimmy wiped his chin with a grin after he spit.
(And put your dirty thoughts back in your pants where they belong. Jimmy is Norbert’s son. Jimmy’s a tobacco chewer and a bit of a drooler.)
It was a dark chocolate and stormy night.
Nonsense. There will be never be a chocolate shortage. In fact, we can thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
You win the thread!
Hillary Clinton is the 45th President of the United States.
Shortest sentence in the Bible. One of the most beautiful in that it establishes Christ-as-man in coming to tears over the death of Lazarus.
(Maybe the only scripture I know.)
Oops! before you declared winner, did you read the post immediately above yours?
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