Posted on 06/08/2020 6:20:51 PM PDT by SamAdams76
26 letters in the English alphabet and so you would think that it is nigh impossible to compose a simple sentence in English that has never been composed before.
Well I am about to prove you wrong.
"In wartime, dark chocolate bars may be rationed, so it would be wise to purchase dark chocolate in bulk now."
Guaranteed that the sentence above, consisting of simple English words, has never been uttered or written before.
That’s not a simple sentence! It has a three-syllable word and two commas!
IMPEACH!
“...the sentence has never been uttered or written...”
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A statement that is impossible to prove.
“Guaranteed that the sentence above, consisting of simple English words, has never been uttered or written before.”
How can you prove that?
“Mitt Romney showed the courage of his convictions on that issue”
The Detroit Lions have won the Super Bowl!
Whatever has been written, especially if original, eventually will be said by Joe Biden and claimed as his own creation. Though he might confuse and erroneously replace a few key words.
Well there you go. :)
Pass the chocolate.
I wish I had thought of that one!
16 seconds. Dang.
Prove me wrong!
Well, I’m sure nobody ever wrote “The Mushrooms impeached The Donald” but it remains an accurate and previously uncomposed sentence. :)
Then there are some things you never hear. That makes sense, some things you never hear.
You never hear this: “Dad, you really ought to drink more.” Here’s something you don’t hear too often: “Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!” Here is something no one has ever heard, ever. Ever. “As soon as I put this hot poker in my a.., I’m going to chop my .... off.” You know why you never that? Right! No one ever said that!
Which to me is the more amazing thing: no one ever thought to say that before tonight. I’m the first person in the world to put those words together in that particular order. First guy. Number one. Here’s something you don’t hear too often. “Honey, let’s sell the children, move to Zanzibar and begin taking opium rectally.” “Mom, mom I got a big date tonight. Can I borrow a French tickler from you?”
-George Carlin
“Michelle Obama has XX chromosome pairs.”
And just like that, my unique sentence on dark chocolate is the top result on Google.
:)
Your monkey ate the dark chocolate you were hoarding in case of war, that you were hopping would ensure you had sweets to munch on when you smoked your blunt while sitting on the toilet.
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