That’s not a simple sentence! It has a three-syllable word and two commas!
IMPEACH!
“...the sentence has never been uttered or written...”
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A statement that is impossible to prove.
“Guaranteed that the sentence above, consisting of simple English words, has never been uttered or written before.”
How can you prove that?
“Mitt Romney showed the courage of his convictions on that issue”
The Detroit Lions have won the Super Bowl!
Whatever has been written, especially if original, eventually will be said by Joe Biden and claimed as his own creation. Though he might confuse and erroneously replace a few key words.
Well, I’m sure nobody ever wrote “The Mushrooms impeached The Donald” but it remains an accurate and previously uncomposed sentence. :)
Then there are some things you never hear. That makes sense, some things you never hear.
You never hear this: “Dad, you really ought to drink more.” Here’s something you don’t hear too often: “Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!” Here is something no one has ever heard, ever. Ever. “As soon as I put this hot poker in my a.., I’m going to chop my .... off.” You know why you never that? Right! No one ever said that!
Which to me is the more amazing thing: no one ever thought to say that before tonight. I’m the first person in the world to put those words together in that particular order. First guy. Number one. Here’s something you don’t hear too often. “Honey, let’s sell the children, move to Zanzibar and begin taking opium rectally.” “Mom, mom I got a big date tonight. Can I borrow a French tickler from you?”
-George Carlin
“Michelle Obama has XX chromosome pairs.”
Your monkey ate the dark chocolate you were hoarding in case of war, that you were hopping would ensure you had sweets to munch on when you smoked your blunt while sitting on the toilet.
after watching some of the BLM speakers, I have heard not only words that are new but entirely new ways of composing sentence structures.
You’re right. I googed it. Couldn’t find it... A pretty good indication.
But you can make a game out of it: Try to come up with something Google can’t find... I came up with one on my very first try: “A drinking leaf trembles.” Google says it has never seen it. Not that it makes a lot of sense, but it’s not nonsense either. And it is grammatically correct and simple. I think a person could come up with things like this all day long.
So sure, I agree 100% with your premise.
comma questionable
8^)
Well... You have the bible... And pretty much everything since then has been a plagiarism of the bible.
*I, Hillary Clinton have never ordered the death of anyone.
We black activists repent of the lies we’ve told about that criminal George Floyd.
“She put the lime in the coconut, she call the doctor, woke him up!”
Hey! Sammy ol' boy! Tell all the Freepers this sentence was neither written nor spoken ever before! "In wartime, dark chocolate bars may be rationed, so it would be wise to purchase dark chocolate in bulk now."
He totally, TOTALLY fell for it, but what a good sport.
Actually, at this point in time, I’ll stick with the simplest multi-word sentence I have ever heard: “Jesus wept.”