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Hillaryous: FReepers Flame Clinton's "Stronger Together" Book with Brilliant Satire
Amazon Book Review Comments ^ | 9/20/2016 | Amazon Reviewers

Posted on 09/20/2016 5:33:45 AM PDT by poconopundit

A couple weeks ago, Hillary and her walking Cane published a book entitled "Stronger Together"

And it looks like a bunch of FReepers descended on Amazon to flame the new book.

Sales of the book are not going well. Apparently the two week old book's price was recently lowered by 39%. But low sales hasn't stopped people from commenting. As this moment, there are an incredible 1,174 comments on the book! And 80% of those reviews are one-star ratings.

Some of the satire in these comments is a hoot:

Hey Freepers, what do you think? I say a rating of comments would be fun to see sometimes here on Free Republic.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2016; dumbertogether; election; hillary; hrc; humor; lol; strongertogether
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To: oblomov
NO QUESTION---ONE OF THE BEST

My review: I am on a high-residue diet, and this book was recommended to me by my natural medicine practitioner as a source of roughage. He must be a Hillary supporter, because the book was redolent of musty carob powder, as if it had been stuck in a warehouse since the early 70s.

After ingesting it, the first thing I noticed was that my billfold was missing. What’s worse was that my bank account had been drained, and I lost my job due to it being off-shored to Bangladesh. I ended up getting severely constipated and had to go to the emergency room for lavage with Milton Friedman Youtube videos!

I would not recommend purchase.

21 posted on 09/20/2016 6:23:21 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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To: Jane Long; GOPJ; RitaOK; Tennessee Nana; sickoflibs; TADSLOS; AuntB; SgtBob; Grampa Dave; ...

Laugh break ping


22 posted on 09/20/2016 6:24:23 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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To: JustaCowgirl; Liz

I believe this is the review in question, in it’s entirety. I thought it so good I posted it myself the other day in a comment over on American Thinker.

I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head.
After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn’t even see to read. As if that wasn’t enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard’s eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier.
Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it’s a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn’t figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month.
I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway.


23 posted on 09/20/2016 6:28:45 AM PDT by Nacho Bidnith (America is a country founded by geniuses and run by idiots. Trump 2016)
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To: Nacho Bidnith

ROTFLOL.......priceless.


24 posted on 09/20/2016 6:31:33 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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To: Nacho Bidnith

That’s the one. I laughed so hard I cried.


25 posted on 09/20/2016 6:31:59 AM PDT by JustaCowgirl (Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men.)
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To: Nacho Bidnith
THE MONEY QUOTE: "I passed out and fell down again, waking up
only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier."

Luckily Chelsea had some B-12 shots in her refrigerator.

I unseized nicely.....able to greet reporters and fans.

I had a smile on my lips and a spring to my previously inanimate limbs.

26 posted on 09/20/2016 6:35:50 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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To: RetSignman

27 posted on 09/20/2016 7:24:46 AM PDT by Bobalu (Trump Is The Bitch Slap This Country Needs)
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To: Bobalu

PERFECT!!!


28 posted on 09/20/2016 8:08:03 AM PDT by RetSignman (Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
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To: Alberta's Child
"I bought the audio version of this book and tried to listen to it, but all I heard was coughing."

Yeah, but if you play it backwards it says "Vince Foster's a dead man....

29 posted on 09/20/2016 8:12:16 AM PDT by Magnum44 (I dissent)
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To: poconopundit

Don’t you have to buy the product to be allowed to review it?


30 posted on 09/20/2016 8:12:51 AM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: jsanders2001

Most of the five star reviews are worth the read. Some are just so desperate to prop up a horrible candidate that they are amusing, while the majority are at her expense. Mine was a five star review but was recognized as satirical and was helpful to ninety people.


31 posted on 09/20/2016 8:25:25 AM PDT by philled (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: JustaCowgirl

Good job, Cowgirl. Your review was top of the list and got more than 2,000 likes!

I just knew a few FReepers did reviews. After all, FR is a good training ground for witty take downs!


32 posted on 09/20/2016 8:39:47 AM PDT by poconopundit (When the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government. Franklin, Const. Conv.)
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To: poconopundit

Really? I had no idea. There were some devastating reviews in that bunch, no doubt!


33 posted on 09/20/2016 8:43:59 AM PDT by JustaCowgirl (Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men.)
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To: TruthWillWin

I thought that, too, but you don’t have to. I guarantee there would be a lot fewer reviews if so, LOL.


34 posted on 09/20/2016 8:45:58 AM PDT by JustaCowgirl (Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men.)
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To: libertarian27

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Maybe

Stronger Dumb Together

Together = Stronger Dumb

Our Dumb is Stronger Together: How Multiple Liberals Don’t Create Intelligent Thought

and so on

;)


35 posted on 09/20/2016 9:18:01 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: poconopundit

OK I submitted a review but I have to wait until they review my review...

I wrote something serious like but the right items are in there...

Handle = Reader

Good thing if they are starting to censor the reviews...

mine should get through...


36 posted on 09/20/2016 9:46:08 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: poconopundit

There’s a opportunity here. Someone should capture the reviews and turn it into a Kindle book for sale on Amazon.


37 posted on 09/20/2016 10:05:56 AM PDT by AZLiberty (A is no longer A, but a pull-down menu.)
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To: poconopundit

OK here it is...

I used Obama’s words about America being afraid of “strong women” plus Hillary’s own words about those who didn’t vote for her because she was a woman etc were sexist...Plus why did this so strong woman need any help to write her fairytale ??? ...and this woman needed a MAN ??? oh for shame, Girlfriend...

I went for tongue-in-cheek...

Feel free to review my review...

“Reader”

Why was Hillary propped up by a man for this book ? Is the title suggesting she is so weak needs a man to draw her strength from ? From the subject matter and the content it appears that Tim Kaine did most of the writing for this book. Therefore, shouldn’t his name be first and bigger than Hillary’s ? Tim should have interviewed Hillary to find out more about her background before he put pen to paper. He left so much of her interesting life undocumented in this questionable tome.


38 posted on 09/20/2016 10:16:20 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Liz; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; TWhiteBear; Salvation; WildHighlander57; ...
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•1.0 out of 5 stars

Sadly had to one star it for lack of content

Imagine my dismay when key parts of her life were omitted, would have made for far better reading if she had included all of the below

starting with flunking the D.C. Bar Exam to:

— Was removed from her House Judiciary Committee staffer job because of incompetence and lying.

— The Whitewater scandal.

— Married a serial liar and cheater, who occasionally had sexual encounters with nonconsenting partners.

Check out article.

Thanks, Liz.

39 posted on 09/20/2016 11:01:43 AM PDT by LucyT
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To: JustaCowgirl

Good, some may be tempted to buy the book just so they could do a review.


40 posted on 09/20/2016 11:04:43 AM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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