Posted on 09/20/2016 5:33:45 AM PDT by poconopundit
A couple weeks ago, Hillary and her walking Cane published a book entitled "Stronger Together"
And it looks like a bunch of FReepers descended on Amazon to flame the new book.
Sales of the book are not going well. Apparently the two week old book's price was recently lowered by 39%. But low sales hasn't stopped people from commenting. As this moment, there are an incredible 1,174 comments on the book! And 80% of those reviews are one-star ratings.
Some of the satire in these comments is a hoot:
Hey Freepers, what do you think? I say a rating of comments would be fun to see sometimes here on Free Republic.
1.0 out of 5 stars
Unbelievable turn of events
I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I
found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After
that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I
couldn't even see to read.
Even some of the five stars had satirical content.
12 year-old Hillary was dreaming of her Prince Charming.
----but she got suckered by a guy in uniform.
1.0 out of 5 stars Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton
Better than a finger down the throat!
By Jaxter on September 18, 2016
Format: Paperback
A must for every home first aid kit! Syrup of ipecac can only be used once to induce vomiting but this book can be used over and over again. Almost as good as a rare Hillary press conference. If you can get through 3 pages of this without puking, there's something wrong with your gag reflex. Bravo!
https://www.amazon.com/Stronger-Together-Hillary-Rodham-Clinton/dp/1501161733/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1474375606&sr=1-1&keywords=stronger+together
There are over 1700 reviews on Amazon, some of which are 5 star reviews which you can tell were generated by liars of the Clinton Foundation staff or associates. The vast majority of the review you can tell are genuine tell it like it is. A book penned by a ghost author full of fluff to try to humanize Hillary but leaves out all the lies, scandals, and assassinations carried out by two sociopaths drunk on power.
Thanks for the link.
< Thanks for the link.
If he review are an I dictation about how the majority of the people in the U.S. feel about her she is going down in flames this election unless she commits massive fraud which I’m sure Obama can teach her all about.
I wish there was a sting operation setup to catch them trying to buy the election. That would be James O’Keefe’s biggest masterpiece if he could pull it off.
Most did.
a cover with the weekend at Bernie’s pic of Hillary would be funny...
"I bought the audio version of this book and tried to listen to it, but all I heard was coughing."
This one you quoted is my favorite. Hysterical. If you haven’t read the whole thing, you must go there and do it.
I’m proud to say the first one listed is my review.
You’ve made a great contribution to saving our republic.
Ha ha! I wish it were that simple. But it does relieve some of the pent-up hostility. We need to start doing this to Barkey’s books.
My review:
I am on a high-residue diet, and this book was recommended to me by my natural medicine practitioner as a source of roughage.
He must be a Hillary supporter, because the book was redolent of musty carob powder, as if it had been stuck in a warehouse since the early 70s.
After ingesting it, the first thing I noticed was that my billfold was missing. What’s worse was that my bank account had been drained, and I lost my job due to it being off-shored to Bangladesh.
I ended up getting severely constipated and had to go to the emergency room for lavage with Milton Friedman Youtube videos!
I would not recommend purchase.,
She would have been perfect for girl in The Bad Seed and wouldn’t even require acting.
Zotted FReeper review for Stronger Together (Paperback) First off, I would like to thank Hillary for printing this all in blue ink because the color blue helps prevent my seizures. It was a little bit of a long read, being 32,000 pages of yoga routines, but I powered through it. Its amazing to think that she wrote the entire book on a Blackberry!
(ROTFLOL) I didn't know it was a pop-up book until I got to the chapter about her husband, Bill and his oval office experiences.
(SMIRK) The only issues I had with the book were all of the annoying "C" markings in the margins. At under $10 it's a bargain, considering that Saudi Princes pay millions of dollars for such insight. Plus, included with the book is a $10 off coupon for a Diazepam Autoinjector, so you get your money back right there.
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