•1.0 out of 5 stars
Unbelievable turn of events
I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I
found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After
that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I
couldn't even see to read.
Even some of the five stars had satirical content.
1.0 out of 5 stars Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton
Better than a finger down the throat!
By Jaxter on September 18, 2016
Format: Paperback
A must for every home first aid kit! Syrup of ipecac can only be used once to induce vomiting but this book can be used over and over again. Almost as good as a rare Hillary press conference. If you can get through 3 pages of this without puking, there's something wrong with your gag reflex. Bravo!
"I bought the audio version of this book and tried to listen to it, but all I heard was coughing."
My review:
I am on a high-residue diet, and this book was recommended to me by my natural medicine practitioner as a source of roughage.
He must be a Hillary supporter, because the book was redolent of musty carob powder, as if it had been stuck in a warehouse since the early 70s.
After ingesting it, the first thing I noticed was that my billfold was missing. What’s worse was that my bank account had been drained, and I lost my job due to it being off-shored to Bangladesh.
I ended up getting severely constipated and had to go to the emergency room for lavage with Milton Friedman Youtube videos!
I would not recommend purchase.,
Laugh break ping
Don’t you have to buy the product to be allowed to review it?
OK I submitted a review but I have to wait until they review my review...
I wrote something serious like but the right items are in there...
Handle = Reader
Good thing if they are starting to censor the reviews...
mine should get through...
There’s a opportunity here. Someone should capture the reviews and turn it into a Kindle book for sale on Amazon.
OK here it is...
I used Obama’s words about America being afraid of “strong women” plus Hillary’s own words about those who didn’t vote for her because she was a woman etc were sexist...Plus why did this so strong woman need any help to write her fairytale ??? ...and this woman needed a MAN ??? oh for shame, Girlfriend...
I went for tongue-in-cheek...
Feel free to review my review...
“Reader”
Why was Hillary propped up by a man for this book ? Is the title suggesting she is so weak needs a man to draw her strength from ? From the subject matter and the content it appears that Tim Kaine did most of the writing for this book. Therefore, shouldn’t his name be first and bigger than Hillary’s ? Tim should have interviewed Hillary to find out more about her background before he put pen to paper. He left so much of her interesting life undocumented in this questionable tome.
I’ve been reading the reviews for a couple of days and passing on the link. A huge ROTFLOL each time, including the freakazoid Hitlery supporters’ meltdowns.
•1.0 out of 5 stars, and that's only because the scale doesn't go any lower...There is also a review on Washington Post. Find it. You will not be disappointed.
The last review is hilarious!
62 of 64 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Peel Me a Grape, Gilbert!, September 17, 2016
By
Chickensoup
This review is from: Stronger Together (Paperback)
I was going to read this book but instead called my personal assistants and my foundation employees, from my fabulously wealthy foundation, 100 BILLION at last count, which is funded payola by the backroom deals that my husband and I make with strongmen and corporations world-wide, and had them read it for me....while carrying me places...on their backs. and they are grateful!
So peon, you will have to read this missive from the corrupt all by yourself and help fund this grasping, money-hungry, power-mad, would-be despot’s bid to take down what was once a free republic of the people, for the people, and by the people.
Hark! I hear music in the background:
Do you hear the people sing
Singing the song of angry men
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes...
Schlong Her Together!
Ooooops! One boo-boo .. it was “snipper fire” .. not sniper fire ..!!!