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Mayonnaise Is The Worst Condiment
thefederalist.com ^
| Oct. 2, 2015
| William Kelly III
Posted on 10/03/2015 2:27:03 PM PDT by PROCON
There exists in this world a condiment below all others. It has all of the flavor of sawdust and the sublime texture of soap scum. Until recently, I was unaware that The Federalist, lovers of freedom, etc., was complicit in its spread. I rise today to defend Americanay, the worldagainst such scurrilous anti-food propaganda.
As all Americans, especially Texans, know, mayonnaise is a tool of oppression used by communists and bland-food lovers everywhere. It is a form of mind control designed to cow you into a sense of complacency about life. Food has flavor, and mayo covers that flavor up. It destroys your ability to taste.
What do you do to a food if it is too intense, and youre not Texan? You add mayonnaise. In much the same way that salt is used to flavor food, mayonnaise is used to bland it. It is flavors anti-particle: it annihilates on contact.
Hello, People: The French Invented Mayonnaise
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: condiments; mayonnaise
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To: PROCON
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:34:12 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 HillaryForPrison2016)
To: GraceG
If you want deviled eggs, go to France! :-)
Substitute Miracle Whip.....It's a Condiment!
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:34:16 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(A proud CRUZader.)
To: PROCON
To: PROCON
Can’t stand the stuff, it’s got the texture of phlegm and tastes about the same. It’s OK as a lubricant for stuff like macaroni salad, but that’s it. And none of that fake mayo “salad dressing” crap either. Condiments are mustard, BBQ sauce and salsa. I don’t like ketchup either, too sweat.
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:34:27 PM PDT
by
discostu
(dream big and dance a lot)
To: ClearCase_guy
25
posted on
10/03/2015 2:34:38 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame enobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
To: ClearCase_guy
Here's a great one from down south I used to grab when we vacationed in Florida:
(but now I can get it on Amazon)
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:34:41 PM PDT
by
nascarnation
(C. Edmund Wright says I'm a moron)
To: real saxophonist
Prediction: 200 posts.Anything to get away from that other stuff for awhile.
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:34:56 PM PDT
by
ETL
(Too many idiots, not enough time)
To: PROCON
Mayo isn’t a condiment, it’s sandwich lubricant. Don’t like me no dry ham and cheese sammi’s.
28
posted on
10/03/2015 2:35:01 PM PDT
by
Sparticus
(Tar and feathers for the next dumb@ss Republican that uses the word bipartisanship.)
To: real saxophonist
Prediction: 200 posts.I ain't got anything better to do, I'm old and lonely :-)
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:35:35 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(A proud CRUZader.)
To: Louis Foxwell
That's the most expensive Mayo on the planet !
I LOVE Waldorf salad and I eat at least a gallon of mayo a year
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:35:52 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: PROCON
Miracle Whip...The other white condiment.
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:36:07 PM PDT
by
Vinnie
To: ETL
How does one eat a roast beef sandwich without mayo...?
It’s almost against the laws of nature...!
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:36:36 PM PDT
by
Popman
(Christ alone: My Cornerstone...)
To: umgud
Then you hate mayo, and rightfully so, you just don’t know it yet.
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:36:45 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(A proud CRUZader.)
To: lee martell
For the last time class, the word you are using in a sentence is Condiments, NOT Condoms!! Two very different words.I think they make mint ones now.
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:37:21 PM PDT
by
ETL
(Too many idiots, not enough time)
To: PROCON
SORRY!
Of all the problems we face in the world, I can not get excited for or against a little oil and egg mixture...
Actually I use far more sour cream.
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:37:28 PM PDT
by
3D-JOY
To: PROCON
I LOVE Mayonnaise!
I personally go through a jar per month.
36
posted on
10/03/2015 2:37:34 PM PDT
by
onyx
( PLEASE HELP COMPLETE THIS FReepathon THIS MONTH!)
To: PROCON
37
posted on
10/03/2015 2:38:14 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: 3D-JOY
LOL.
I LOVE sour cream, too!
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:38:32 PM PDT
by
onyx
( PLEASE HELP COMPLETE THIS FReepathon THIS MONTH!)
To: PROCON
To: Vinnie
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posted on
10/03/2015 2:38:53 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame enobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
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