[BipolarBob]

More micro-aggression at work.

[laweeks]

Well, if you fart in church, you’ll have to sit in your own pew.

[Blood of Tyrants]

SMH. We, as a society, have far too much free time if we are worried about who farts the loudest.

[lurk]

Tell you what, a girl can silently drop a bomb that can send folks running for the windows. This is an equal opportunity issue.

[dangus]

See, I would have thought that farting louder just took the awkward off. Now, burping louder... that’s a contest of physical prowess as any twelve-year-old boy will tell you.

[MeshugeMikey]

By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant.

MACRO-MICROAGRESSION !!

no wait.... that would have to be Macro Micro-Passive-Aggression wouldnt it.

wake me when these people fade to black

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Maybe, if you hold her head under the covers.

[wyokostur]

Ok then....following..should be interesting...

[Darksheare]

Should pay a frat to surround her after a burrito night.

[Dilbert San Diego]

I can’t believe that this particular subject is supposed to be a serious topic. Who the heck comes up with such subjects???

Geez, if we’re dealing with what comes out of that part of the body, what’s next? Will there be studies how females are discriminated against, given the fact that men and women urinate differently??? Geez, can’t believe someone seriously delves into such subjects...........

[NorthMountain]

Is there really anything else to say?

[Yo-Yo]

[Albion Wilde]

These women quite literally have their heads up where the sun don’t shine.

[Jewbacca]

I always wondered what happens to girls with daddy issues that don’t become strippers.

Now I know.

[Big Mack]

Our govt must have paid for this study.

[Smokin' Joe]

“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant. This intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn't fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness. This in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”

WTF? Just because guys tend not to be anal retentive (and have a sense of humor about it) doesn't mean you biddies have to go all socio-psycho-whacko about it.

If you can't take the heat...

[laweeks]

Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

“Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.”

“Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.”

“A man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds.”

“What Comfort can the Vortices of Descartes give to a Man who has Whirlwinds in his bowels!”

“Your Business is to shine; therefore you must by all means prevent the shining of others, for their Brightness may make yours the less distinguished.”

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

[Mrs. Don-o]

Men seldom make passes
At girls who pass gases.

[Liberty Valance]

The Day Daddy Cut The Big One - Jon Ims

[Quickgun]

I like to “light ‘em off” in the grocery store, then when folks look over toward us to see who is guilty, I look at my wife like she did it. Turns her color every time!