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To: rickmichaels
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

“Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.”

“Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.”

“A man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds.”

“What Comfort can the Vortices of Descartes give to a Man who has Whirlwinds in his bowels!”

“Your Business is to shine; therefore you must by all means prevent the shining of others, for their Brightness may make yours the less distinguished.”

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

22 posted on 05/19/2015 7:51:58 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: laweeks
Wasn't it Descartes who flautlated?

Je pète donc je suis.

32 posted on 05/19/2015 8:08:21 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: laweeks

“It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good...”


91 posted on 06/09/2015 11:50:49 AM PDT by Boogieman
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