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To: rickmichaels

Tell you what, a girl can silently drop a bomb that can send folks running for the windows. This is an equal opportunity issue.


5 posted on 05/19/2015 7:43:31 AM PDT by lurk
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To: lurk

Stereotype, but vaguely accurate. Guys’ farts often come from consuming a lot of air or bubbles. Girls avoid fart-making foods because of the greater stigma. But air farts only smell because they’re from a smelly place. Those silent farts are the product of breaking down sulfurous foods. And if you don’t let loose airy farts, the stink just builds up and up until... oh, lord. Plus guys tend to eat more meat (noisy farts), while girls eat more veggies per pound of body weight (SBDs).

My parents must be so proud I studied biology, eh? (I’m out of the field for more than 20 years, so I might be quite rusty.)


14 posted on 05/19/2015 7:48:11 AM PDT by dangus
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