Stereotype, but vaguely accurate. Guys’ farts often come from consuming a lot of air or bubbles. Girls avoid fart-making foods because of the greater stigma. But air farts only smell because they’re from a smelly place. Those silent farts are the product of breaking down sulfurous foods. And if you don’t let loose airy farts, the stink just builds up and up until... oh, lord. Plus guys tend to eat more meat (noisy farts), while girls eat more veggies per pound of body weight (SBDs).
My parents must be so proud I studied biology, eh? (I’m out of the field for more than 20 years, so I might be quite rusty.)
Aeons ago, I used to know a guy named “Ed”. Ed’s favorite meal, back in those days, was Domino’s pizza and Iron City beer. Both in large quantities.
Ed’s SBDs could clear a gymnasium ... but were usually released in a much smaller venue.
Ed, wherever you are: We who are about to fart salute you!
But air farts only smell because they’re from a smelly place.
Truer words have never been spoken.