Should pay a frat to surround her after a burrito night.
It’s should be obvious you all are missing the point.
This is all caused by the rise in CO2 changing the
composition of plant material, hence Global Warming.
These emissions being a flammable gas in many instances
(or so I’ve heard) should all be part of our “Green
Energy” program, with collector machines on every corner,
and in every house and business. Clothing of course
would have to be modified to provide access to these
units so that would be a net gain in the tailoring
sector in addition.
Children’s flatulence being of a lessor amount
could safely be released “into the wild” as it were.
Training dogs and cats to use these facilities
could provide a source of income
for many low and no income individuals.
In all a net gain for world energy, and isn’t
that what we all really need, more power?
Bertha Butt, Chairperson World Energy Commission
appointed by FLOTUS Michele Obama 2017.