ZERO POSSUMUS ARUGULA
Posted on 12/14/2009 1:21:05 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
So it seems Emperor Zero was on with Oprah Windbag last night, and she asked him to give himself a grade for this, his first year in office. Mr. Modest gave himself a "good solid B plus." He added that if ObamaCare passes, he would tip that up to an "A minus."
What kind of a report card do the DUmmies give Dear Leader? Now you would think at a place called DEMOCRATIC Underground, the Democrat President would score very high. Think again, Einstein! The DUmmies give Zero an "EPIC FAIL"! At least a lot of them do. Some bravely try to bail out the sinking ship that is the Black Pill. But Present Obama has been so ineffective at advancing their "progressive" agenda, the Progs give him a bad progress report. Read it and wee-weep, Barry, here in this THREAD, "President Obama Gives Himself a ‘Solid B-Plus’" and this THREAD, "Obama gives himself a grade B Plus with his perfomance so far---what does DU give him?."
So now let's drop in on the Teachers' Lounge, where the DUmmies are busy filling out their evaluations, in Report Card Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]:
President Obama Gives Himself a ‘Solid B-Plus’
[Of course, he's just being modest. Surely the members of Democratic Underground will give his dazzling performance an "A PLUS"!!]
not in my book. . . .
[Wha-a???]
You gave him an A too?
[Um. No.]
so funny I forgot to laugh. . . .
[Hee! Hee!]
Solid A.
[A for Abysmal.]
It's amazing the turn around that's happening in our country now. . . .
[Yes, Obozo's poll numbers are plummeting like a rock! Buyer's remorse, bigtime, and there's no return counter!]
yes, things are going swimmingly. . . .
[Barry is swimming below C level.]
Talk about audacity or is it hubris?
[The Audacity of Hubris: Grade Self-Inflations]
+1!
[-0!]
No, Obama, you get a C- grade. I could have done what you have done so far, and done more. . . .
[DUmmie BeFree gives himself a B Plus.]
Obama has failed. . . .
[President is above his pay grade.]
You like Cheney running around free, shooting off his mouth?
[Obama fails the Cheney Frogmarch test.]
There has been no real change from Bushco.
[Chimpy McSame.]
So, you never criticized Bush? Hypocrisy is real ugly.
How is criticizing Baby Caligula a problem for you?
[Barry Arugula is the new Baby Caligula.]
You and all your bitter little friends... Bitter, bitter, bitter.
[Typical bitter DUmmies.]
he's not bush, but he's not exactly rocking the ole bush boat is he? . . . That to me is epic fail.
[Rock the Bush boat or you're Barack the Bushbot! Epic fail!]
yeah, I'm bitter, because I was stupid enough to believe a fork-tongued politician with a slogan about "change" who now appears to be one of the foxes robbing my henhouse.
[The slick brown fox jumped over the stupid DUmmie.]
If he'd given himself an A, he'd have looked like an a$$hole.
[A for a$$hole, B+ for more than a bozo.]
Delusional. F.
[The sinking of Delusitania.]
It would be interesting to hear his reasons for giving himself a B+. He must be inhabiting an alternate universe from the one I'm living in.
[He lives on the Third Barack from the Sun.]
B for Buttmunch
[Is that you, Ben Burch?]
It's not Obama
[The old "dog ate my homework" excuse.]
It's Rahm!! It's Summers!! It's Geithner!! It's Gates!! It's Congress!! It's Cheney's moles!! It's Blue Dogs!! It's Yellow Dogs!! It's DINO's!! It's RINO's!! It's !!...
[The Blue Dogs ate his homework!!]
A straight D
[Those are hard to find.]
Hey guys, I’m sure you want to go on over to the DUmp - there’s some low hanging fruit over there today!!! A couple of examples:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x57235
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x57347
It’s going to be FUn to see what the DUmmies have to say about Lieberman.
LEAVE BEN BURCH ALONE!!!
Awesome idea, awesome parody.
LMAO!!
Although, I'm sure Ben Burch would love to hear you call him 'low hanging fruit'!
Thinking of that FR thread the other day....Charles, you are the funniest FReeper (and the most witty!)
Makes me want to break out the old limbo pole! LOL! Very good, Charles!...genius, even!...and visualops for the idea!
Maybe they are now tombstoning those who PRAISE Zero?
Now, that’s GOOD, MY! LOL!
No, not really, because "blaming" is one of the primitives' primary purposes of existence, of living. They'll play the "blame" game until they're pushing up daisies, and probably after that, too.
What is interesting about threads like this is that the primitives are finally criticizing, although only mildly, Benito Bo.
For the last eleven months or so, the primitives have been itching to criticize Benito Bo, but were restrained by the rules governing Skins's island. But the primitives had to blame somebody for the shortcomings of their messiah, and so deflected criticism towards other targets, such as Congress or Bela Pelosi or Emmanuel Rahm or Hillary Clinton or Republicans.
It's been very rare for the primitives to directly attack Benito Bo, which is why threads like this are significant.
Traditional letter grades are “+” is +.3, “-” is -.3
A=4 grade points
A-=3.7 grade points
B+=3.3 grade points
B=3 grade points
B-=2.7 grade points
YMMV and it isn’t universal by any means.
You are right that a B+ is not a SOLID grade at all, but rather a fudge factor for the instructors.
Except, male teachers in HS gave chicks an A- and they'd give guys a B+
This might be of interest to you, in your photoshops.
It’s comparisons between Bo and Benito.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37662.0.html
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