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The Maine Beast - He’s not related
The Hairy Beast - Come, Let’s Waste Your Precious Time! ^ | August 17, 2006 – 12:38 am | The Hairy Beast

Posted on 08/16/2006 10:01:00 PM PDT by Mongeaux

The Hairy Beast created this blog five days ago, and readership has been light, as expected. But something strange happened today - the hit counter started spinning like Linda Blair’s head! Suddenly hundreds of people were viewing this blog! And it’s still going!

For the first few hours The Hairy Beast indulged himself in the fantasy it was merely his genius catching on. But then he noticed that most of the hits were coming from search engines whose terms were:

The Beast

The Maine Beast

maine news beast

beast found in maine


The Hairy Beast maintains his lair Southern New Hampshire, so close to the Maine Border he could literally throw a rock into it, but he has not made that information public. So why the frenzy?

A quick Google search sloved the mystery.

(Excerpt) Read more at hairybeast.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Agriculture; Conspiracy; Humor; Local News; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Politics; Society; UFO's
KEYWORDS: hybridmutant
I had a few uncles who got around up in Maine, though...
1 posted on 08/16/2006 10:01:02 PM PDT by Mongeaux
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To: Mongeaux

The thing with the blue eyes and gums?


2 posted on 08/16/2006 10:05:56 PM PDT by GeronL (flogerloon.blogspot.com -------------> Rise of the Hate Party)
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To: GeronL

It was the HildaBeast?


3 posted on 08/16/2006 10:07:00 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: GeronL
"The thing with the blue eyes and gums?"

No, that's Aunt Bessie.

I have pictures and a link on the blog, if you wish to make comparisons...
4 posted on 08/16/2006 10:09:34 PM PDT by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: A CA Guy

No, that one is still running for Prez


5 posted on 08/16/2006 10:11:08 PM PDT by GeronL (flogerloon.blogspot.com -------------> Rise of the Hate Party)
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To: Mongeaux

bump


6 posted on 08/16/2006 10:11:22 PM PDT by GeronL (flogerloon.blogspot.com -------------> Rise of the Hate Party)
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To: GeronL

ARRRRWwwww!


7 posted on 08/16/2006 10:12:58 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Warren Zevon would be so proud!


8 posted on 08/16/2006 10:45:07 PM PDT by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: Mongeaux

It's not even a wolf, more a big dog IMO.


9 posted on 08/16/2006 10:58:51 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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