Posted on 11/05/2004 3:20:24 PM PST by PJ-Comix
In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies we can see that the DUmmies and their Democrat cohorts have learned NOTHING about winning future elections. Yes, DUmmie Zuni starts out on a semi-high note appealing for understanding (actually fooling) Midwestern conservatives so as to include them in the Democrat agenda and vote total. However, the DUmmies quickly reveal their true feelings underneath that mask of “understanding” that Zuni proposes. This THREAD is yet another good reason to read the DUmmie forum (and the Dummie FUnnies) avidly for the DUmmies quickly reveal what they REALLY think beneath the phony public mask such as the one proposed by Zuni. As usual, the DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the sage commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
We must not hate ordinary god-fearing midwestern folk just because many of them voted for the wrong man. It is this writing off of them as unsophisticated rubes that allows the GOP to pick up their votes. These people might not be social liberals and might even trust Bush (he does try to act like one of them), but they have human blood and human concerns. If you appeal to them right and present things in the right way, they will understand why we can do more for them than the GOP can. The GOP doesn't help them. But the GOP doesn't look down on them because they have a more traditional attitude. In fact, they exploit it for their agenda.
[Thus spaketh a condescending Zuni as he asks his fellow Dummies to try to appeal to fool midwestern Red State conservatives so the Democrats can finally win some elections. It’s a cynical ploy but at least it does have a faint hint of practicality to it. Unfortunately, Zuni’s fellow DUmmies are so angry about the elections results that they are unable to even put on a fake mask. Observe…]
I'll hate anyone I goddamned please adn religious wack jobs, gun nuts and fascists are at the top of the list.
[You left out Nascar-lovin’, beer-guzzlin’, pickup truck-drivin’ rednecks. But I forgive your oversight.]
F*ck those shitheads. Pull your head out of your ass. These guys hate us. They HATE us. They want to drive us into the sea, and you want us to just give them a break?! F*ck that. And I'm from the Midwest. I know exactly what I'm talking about.
[Go Ahead and Hate your Neighbor,
Go Ahead and Hate your Friend,
Do it in the Name of Heaven,
You can Justify it in the End.]
i have three in my family, mother, father, and especially my brother. i KNOW how these f*ckers think. i love them, but they are now the enemy of democracy
[Is this what is known as a love/hate relationship?]
I live on the west coast. Most of us look at the world differently than land locked Americans do--I imagine many East Coasters do too. Perhaps that is due to the huge diversity of immigrants much earlier on in our history (at both coasts) than what the midwest is only now experiencing?
[Pathetic, knuckle-dragging, ignorant land-locked Americans lacking the huge diversity of immigrants available to us wonderful enlightened souls living on the coasts. But maybe we can fool those flyover country folks just enough to at least WIN one teeny weeny election.]
I dislike them to the extreme because they refuse to listen to reason. If they were truly "God fearing", they would have realized what an evil administration this is. That's about it. They deserve the "hell" that's about to come down upon us. I'm just sorry my kids have to suffer along with the losers.
[Why, oh why, can’t those land-locked fools simply listen to us enlightened people on the coasts? Maybe we should invite them to a few white wine and cheese parties so we can make them realize just how ignorant they are.]
Dude....I don't give a shit anymore. They are dumbass rubes and no amount of sugar coat can change that. I don't want their f*cking vote. I want them to get exactly what they asked for - because this country is headed for rock-bottom and nothing is going to change until we get there. When people will vote for the worst president in history and give him a decisive victory, what am I supposed to do about it? I'm tired of worrying about the idiots in this country. Let them trash SS, let them have perpetual war, let them have their ridiculous false sense of security that Bush** can prevent another terrorist attack. F*ck them all.
[Whew! For a moment there I thought some of you would fall for Zunis’ proposal of even attempting to work with the ignorant Red Staters so as to fool them into voting for Democrats. Thank you for disabusing me of that silly notion.]
Well, wasn't this yesterday's talking point?
[Yes, I did hear a lot of this yesterday. The premise was that the Democrats had to pretend to understand the concerns of ignorant Red Staters so as to fool them into voting correctly in the future. But please continue…]
We "insulted" the folks so they didn't vote? Screw that. Let me say this as plainly as I can:
[Stand by, folks. Antigone382 is about to let loose with a big blast of bile…]
ANYONE who voted for * is 1) a MORAN! 2) a greedy, bloodthirsty elitist ( just like Jeebus told them to be) and C) the enemy of this nation, her Constitution, and her people who wish to be truly free.
[Don’t stop now, Antigone382. You’re on a ROLL!!!]
If they don't like it, screw them. This is not GOP lite. This is the party of thinkers.
[A party of deep thinkers just like you, Antigone382. GIVE US MORE!]
* won because THEY CHEATED. and the f*cking retards in the midwest and South LET THEM DO IT !!!!!!!F*CK YOU SOUTH> F*CK YOU MIDWEST>
[I’m about to reach DUmmie CLIMAX!!!]
Most especially F*CK YOU GEoRGE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[YES! YES! THAT FEELS GOOD! Was it also good for you, Antigone382? And do you have a cigarette?]
Praising the lord in churches apparently, and preaching against certain groups of people and seeking to reduce women to handmaids for Christ and their husbands. So we should be more like them because that is what it takes to win an election. Uh huh--I got it now.
[By George, she's got it!
Now, once again, where does it rain?
On the plain! On the plain!]
Sorry I can't be nice to them. Let them rot in their "nice" churches and praise the lord for all the deaths that are to occur and al the injustice that is being meted out in Iraq. Let them continue to praise the lord for death and destruction, for people who will suffer for lack of jobs and for lack of health care. Let them praise the lord for their continued "safety"--hell, there is nothing there that any terrorist would target after all. It is the commies on the coast that will be attacked and that of course, should it happen again, will\ be the lord's justice. I travel around a lot. At one time it was my goal to visit every state in my country to enjoy the people living in each state and meet them up close and personal. I will never spend another penny in any god fearing red state. I am ashamed of my fellow Americans using the lord to vote in a man who claims to be a god practically, while destroying my country. They are stupid, ignorant and prone to be blind followers of an evil man because god speaks to him and god put him in office.
[The Red States Motel Six chain sincerely regrets the loss of your patronage.]
I like the idea above of exacting tax justice on the red states. They are willing to gut every safety net, every step toward justice, equality, fairness, humanity for goddess sake, to keep same sex couples out of the same bed and enforce childbearing, then let them live in the world they choose. Let them starve when they are out of work. Let them sleep in the streets when their farms are forclosed. Maybe then they'll decide that economic justice is more important then who loves whom.
[I like the idea of sowing the Red State soil with salt so they will be unable to grow crops and will starve. Then spread radioactive waste on their lands so those states will be uninhabitable for the next 30,000 years. That will teach them to vote the wrong way in an election. YEAH!]
F*ck everyone who voted for Bush. I hope every calamity known to man hits them.
[Including having to listen to Bruce Springsteen albums for all eternity.]
Why aren't we able to DEMAND that they respect our version of morality? TWO percent more republican votes than Democrat's votes recorded in ONE state isn't a referendum on values in America.
[We DEMAND that those ignorant rubes respect us and know that we are not condescending elitists!]
Actually PJ, you should add Karl Rove to your DUmmie Funnies ping list - I'd love to see these end up as direct mail to all midwestern households for the next Presidential elections. Let the "red states" know what the wacko wing of the rat party REALLY thinks of them.
As we're discussing this, there's a gay lawyer preparing a brief arguing exactly that, and an activist judge ready to rule on it.
Jeebus is coming back and he is not going to be happy with you.
I minored in USSR History. When I lurk on DU I am reminded of a Soviet professor I had for many classes who hated the Soviet system and pointed out to us how backwards it was. Reading the DU posts with their hateful words, tinfoil hat conspiracy theories, and swearing convinces me where the real intolerance resides in this country.
I once posted a couple of messages in DU but my access was promptly removed--dissent is not allowed there, much as it was not allowed under the Soviets. It is actually pretty amusing.
Now granted, the people at DU are the worst of the worst--true socialist's. A view many of them have freely admitted. But when you contrast the entire mood between DU and here at Free Republic the difference is striking. No wonder the conservatives won.
We don't want you anyway, and around here we spell God with a capital "G".
This is the party of thinkers.
That can be a dangerous thing for a DUmmy. A DUmmy could strain him/her/itself.
But the electors being certified IS. Sheesh, do the D-bags ever learn?
My Dad, raised in OK and TX during the depression, taught me that if someone was weak and needed a hand, that it was my responsibility, as a good neighbor, to lend a hand, that it was my job, not the government's job. He said the only thing government ever gave away was other people's money-taken by force. Is that what your screen name is about?
He also taught me that I should always strive to be a person more worthy of the respect than compassion of others.
The DUers are upset because these proud midwesterners don't want to sellout their principles for handouts.
"These cretins have CHILDREN!
Dear lord in heaven, those kids need to be rescued and FAST!"
Nah that would require these slackers getting out of their bedrooms at their parents house and actually DOING something.
And besides if they have kids we are paying for them becasue they're too lazy to get off their @ss and get a job. LOL!
Basters don't make Democrats - Democrats make Democrats!
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I've been over there some since they re-opened just for the laughs.
If you look closely you will see a trend -- everyone wants to be the next Buckhead. There is a lot of "if you look closely, you will see..." and "we have to get this information out it proves..."
I swear I hve never had a more fun week in my life.
Pray for W and Our Troops
Oh, this is too much fun. Could you put me on your pingy-dingy list, pretty please?
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Does he even have a known e-mail address?
Don't worry, I hate the Raiders and their fans enough to fill any voids you might have. :>
Awwww thanks I.....guess....
It has never crossed their minds that we don't want the government to do more for us . . . we'd rather do it ourselves, thank you . . . they can't comprehend not "wanting" more from Government . . .
Very good retort! You let 'em have it!
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