why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

This is humor right? This can't be serious.

201 posted on 06/30/2004 11:05:22 AM PDT by dvan

To: CyberCowboy777

...when a current of 1 ampere is passed through a resistance of 1 ohm...

Electrical engineers meditating: "Ohm, ohm, ohm..."

202 posted on 06/30/2004 11:06:15 AM PDT by talleyman ("Courage, Tiepo - this magic omelet will protect you!")

I decided against eating the soul of jj_fate in an effort to destroy him, his soul was likely nonexistant and may have given me heartburn.
If his soul did eist, it was likely anemic.

203 posted on 06/30/2004 11:06:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

204 posted on 06/30/2004 11:06:55 AM PDT by cyborg

To: jj_fate; dead

My beeber is stuned.

FMCDH(BITS)

205 posted on 06/30/2004 11:07:25 AM PDT by nothingnew (KERRY: "If at first you don't deceive, lie, lie again!")

I believe that Genital Heart Failure is caused by Viagra overdoses...

206 posted on 06/30/2004 11:07:38 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Mace gets me even more excited...)

AWWWW 'J'uwsh 'J'u kuld jet jore geltil-lentil mor hytz
on webicit... ah lukd n ei jaw onelyy unner 217 jitz... thiz zo ZOTING ZAD..izurbozzajuw2jj fessusupnawlthatkjugotit...

ju myte tri 2 juoyne the fast paj'd akton on;

http://www.extremeironing.com/

gudlukjj
[ebonixinakton]

207 posted on 06/30/2004 11:08:16 AM PDT by kemosabe (Sheesh...'Opus' has it down pat,,,)

What are Juws?

He misspelled it. He meant Jwus.

208 posted on 06/30/2004 11:08:42 AM PDT by LexBaird (Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)

Once upon a time, majestic, if slightly flea infested, herds of trolls wandered freely over the plains of cyberspace. The ethernet would literally shake from thunderous noise of their bleating inanities and pounding keyboards in unthinking lockstep. They kept their own numbers in check by culling any member of the herd who showed signs of intelligence or self-reliance. They lived in perfect harmony with the members of the elite-media tribes that cared for them. Natures balance was preserved until the coming of the moderator man and his modern assault weapon, the ZOT.

Soon trolls were being wantonly slaughtered in huge numbers. Their posts, with only the juiciest idiocies removed for use in men’s and ladies tag lines, were left lying to rot in the sun. Despite their dwindling numbers the slaughter continues to this day. We at SAVE THE TROLLS demand that this unmerciful killing stop! We are working with pro-troll legislators to add trolls to the Endangered Species List. We are also trying to get ZOT-control legislation passed.

You can help! Call 1-800-PRO-TROLL or 1-800-BAN-ZOTS today and find out how!

209 posted on 06/30/2004 11:08:45 AM PDT by OSHA (Note to Self: They always suspect the husband first.)

If his soul did eist, it was likely anemic.

Check out the keywords for this thread. Someone added "breachbirthanoxia."

210 posted on 06/30/2004 11:09:23 AM PDT by Petronski (Fairness is fiction.)

Don't know if that would work, I hear heartburn caused by troll soul is wicked vicious stuff.

211 posted on 06/30/2004 11:09:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

I don't have anything to comment on. I was just sitting here minding my own business and wondering what time it is.

212 posted on 06/30/2004 11:10:06 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED ( Public Serivce announcement for Kerry supporters::GO CHENEY YOURSELF)

I swear, these trolls get wierder and wierderer.

Back in my day, trolls would have to trudge for miles uphill in the snow just to disrupt.... nowadays any ol SNERT can be a troll.

213 posted on 06/30/2004 11:12:33 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (~*-,._.,-*~Loves her hubbit~*-,._.,-*~)

To: TASMANIANRED

214 posted on 06/30/2004 11:12:43 AM PDT by kemosabe (Sheesh...'Opus' has it down pat,,,)

I take it that English is a second language for you?

I doubt he even has a first one.

215 posted on 06/30/2004 11:12:57 AM PDT by Sloth (We cannot defeat foreign enemies of the Constitution if we yield to the domestic ones.)

In unison - Prilosec, Dramamine, and Darvocet.

Your stomach won't even know it's there!

216 posted on 06/30/2004 11:13:20 AM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")

gentils

Rhymes with lentils?

Add in some Juws, and you get:

217 posted on 06/30/2004 11:14:15 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow ("Forth now! And fear no Darkness!!")

I'd call that a major ZOT! Pretty cool, especially from a distance.........

218 posted on 06/30/2004 11:15:33 AM PDT by united1000 (Life is Tough. It's tougher when you're stupid......John Wayne)

SKreeeeeEEEeee!
Means he was likely.. a .. troll ghost.
*shudder*
Don't think I'll devour his soul then.

219 posted on 06/30/2004 11:15:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

To: jj_fate; Big Giant Head

Unwind with this one :-)

220 posted on 06/30/2004 11:15:52 AM PDT by Marie Antoinette (The same thing we do every day, Pinky. We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!)

To: Petronski; Chad Fairbanks

"I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."

221 posted on 06/30/2004 11:16:41 AM PDT by CyberCowboy777 (Veritas vos liberabit)

Maybe because you can't spell and are too Dumb to use spell check?

222 posted on 06/30/2004 11:16:43 AM PDT by EmilyGeiger

To: ItsOurTimeNow

Yikes! Warn a guy, will ya?!?

223 posted on 06/30/2004 11:16:47 AM PDT by Camachee (`)

Ahhh!
Stomach armor!

224 posted on 06/30/2004 11:17:30 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

"what are you marxist socialists communists?"

No, we are DEVO!

225 posted on 06/30/2004 11:18:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

To: jj_fate; All

I am patrick Phantirath. Before I get to the hard business I must do I just want to apologize for what this maggot just wrote. Phantirath Weekly world news honors the spell check function highly.

JUWES! CANT YOU SPELL DIPWEED!? YOUR GONE! I got a Call from Darren that he saw your post! WHAT THE HELL YOU MORON! Patrick is steamed at you and wants to rip your head off! Stop logging on to forums and learn to spell! You make us look bad! This post is more ludicrous than that loser who posted the one about the turn page paper and it was on a post about our site! YOU PRINCE! Read the above and the bellow tags and names! SEE YA!

Let me apologize to all of you at FR. PWWN Honors all points of view and all religions races and so on. We just started our website and we want to say that we are now looking for a new journalist who can write conservative articles for our website. If your interested contact us and well put you to work. Write all you want. (with sensible limitations and moderations of course.) And help us fight the establishment. Again disregard the loser above. He's not with us anymore. WE apologize to all of you and would like to again remind you that we are now hiring a conservative journalist and we would like one from FR who is experienced enough. (JJ WAS A LIBERAL BUT WE CAN WORK THROUGH THAT)

Thats all for now. Tah Tah!

226 posted on 06/30/2004 11:18:42 AM PDT by yourfiredyouputz (do not pass go jj! Your gone!)

To: Camachee; ItsOurTimeNow

Yikes! Warn a guy, will ya?!?

Mash the Abuse button!!! Quick!!!

227 posted on 06/30/2004 11:18:48 AM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")

To: Spackidagoosh

QUICK! Someone find JJ's Ridlin!

228 posted on 06/30/2004 11:19:02 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (My tagline can beat up your tagline!)

I'm surprised he didn't spell it "Juden"

229 posted on 06/30/2004 11:20:21 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)

To: yourfiredyouputz

Look it's back, quick VKs surround it

230 posted on 06/30/2004 11:20:30 AM PDT by scott0347 ("Free Republic": Disturb, manipulate, demonstrate for the right thing)

Another product of publik skool edication.

231 posted on 06/30/2004 11:20:52 AM PDT by EmilyGeiger

To: azhenfud; cyborg; Lazamataz; sweetliberty; Mo1

232 posted on 06/30/2004 11:21:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

Im not the same guy you loser! I just canned him anyway so just shut up and forget this animal!

233 posted on 06/30/2004 11:21:29 AM PDT by yourfiredyouputz (do not pass go jj! Your gone!)

To: yourfiredyouputz

Let's have a threesome...on second thought maybe not. You trolls have a lot of disease.

234 posted on 06/30/2004 11:22:13 AM PDT by cyborg

To: yourfiredyouputz

"We've sacked those who sacked the sackers."

235 posted on 06/30/2004 11:22:21 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

236 posted on 06/30/2004 11:22:51 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; tiamat

holy crap I'm bookmarking this thread *LOL*

237 posted on 06/30/2004 11:22:58 AM PDT by cyborg

To: yourfiredyouputz

The admin can tell by your IP. So no need defending yourself, if your a different person the VKs will know.

238 posted on 06/30/2004 11:23:00 AM PDT by CyberCowboy777 (Veritas vos liberabit)

To: Pan_Yans Wife

240 posted on 06/30/2004 11:23:25 AM PDT by cyborg

241 posted on 06/30/2004 11:23:47 AM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")

To: yourfiredyouputz

It's not your fired you putz.

It's you're fired you putz.

242 posted on 06/30/2004 11:24:14 AM PDT by glock rocks (I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything.)

To: cyborg; sweetliberty; tiamat; King Prout

LOL!
Yes, that might be worth doing it seems.
Tia, KP, we need you here ASAP.
This is too funny!

243 posted on 06/30/2004 11:24:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

I don't know!
*LOL!*
"We've sacked those who sacked the sackers" is what came to mind when I read that.

244 posted on 06/30/2004 11:25:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

LOL... I'm sorry, but I can't help laughing. THAT is funny, cyborg. :)

245 posted on 06/30/2004 11:26:11 AM PDT by Pan_Yans Wife (" It is not true that life is one damn thing after another-it's one damn thing over and over." ESV)

To: azhenfud; Camachee

Babs strikes without warning or compassion. She is a monster. And must be stopped.

246 posted on 06/30/2004 11:26:29 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow ("Forth now! And fear no Darkness!!")

To: yourfiredyouputz; cyborg; Darksheare

yfyp, are you for reel; or just a hain't?

247 posted on 06/30/2004 11:27:06 AM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")

He's just been sacked!
LOL!

248 posted on 06/30/2004 11:28:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

My beeber is stuned.

LOL! Another great thread today!

249 posted on 06/30/2004 11:28:28 AM PDT by T Minus Four

That's how you know they're the same troll

250 posted on 06/30/2004 11:28:28 AM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")

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