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  • Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants

    04/28/2012 1:32:00 PM PDT · by canuck_conservative · 54 replies
    CBS St. Louis ^ | Friday, April 27, 2012 | Staff
    OKMULGEE, Okla. (AP) - The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop. Tulsa television station KOTV reports the incident happened shortly after midnight Friday in Okmulgee County. Authorities say the man tried to run away when the trooper asked him about a chemical smell. Trooper Shiloh Hall says the man had an active meth lab in his pants that burst during a struggle with the trooper. The man was checked out by emergency personnel and booked in the Okmulgee County...
  • 52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)

    07/25/2006 6:58:41 AM PDT · by fruitarian108 · 420 replies · 6,084+ views
    Fruitarian Network ^ | 1973 first version | Nonmowing Coalition
    52 REASONS NOT TO MOW 37 WAYS TO HELP TREES Please download with 100% cotton, rice, recycled, or scrap paper Ron Howard, director of A Beautiful Mind and many other films,made his first film at age 8.. an anti mowing film which showed the nature of mowers' attacks on lawns. Art Buchwald: People shouldn't be judged by the length of their grass. In 2003 through now, the world has seen floods, famine, fire, mudslides, hurricanes, tornados and other disasters created by the unprecedented destruction of trees around the world. Trees are nature's weather stabilizers. We need trillions of trees.. new...
  • Hi - I'm new here and like to post random items I receive in email, please don't ZOT me.

    06/10/2006 4:25:12 PM PDT · by concernedcitizenusa · 95 replies · 6,860+ views
    snopes ^ | 6-10-2006 | ConcernedCitizenUSA
  • Malvo and the War Debate (ZOT!!! Why not to go off antipsychotic meds without a doctor’s guidance)

    05/29/2006 6:48:25 AM PDT · by DanPride · 80 replies · 4,217+ views
    Me | Today | Dan Pride
    I am curious why none of the media covers the most important aspect of the Malvo shootings. If you look at Newspapers on the dates when the shootings are underway you discover something I find quite interesting. The shootings begin to dominate the news the day before the debate on the Iraq war starts and they catch them the day after the declaration of war??? If you ask most people "do you remember the debate about starting the second Iraq war", they will all answer "yes of course". But if you followup with the question "name one point in the...
  • What is a FReeper? (zot)

    05/30/2006 12:41:24 PM PDT · by Uddercha0s · 183 replies · 7,024+ views
    5/30/06 | Uddercha0s
    I recently received a reply to a post that stated: "This should be beneath a "freeper". Sad." So I asked.. what is it that makes a FReeper? My reply (and I will admit was tasteless) was also questioning. It stirred controversy and was removed? Why Moderators? Can you not tell me? Did it not meet with your "FReeper" mentality? According to all posted guidelines it should be listed but no, you chose to delete it. Yes.. I'm the first one IBTZ, I'm sure you'll nick me for speaking up..
  • Suspect in attempted robbery apparently shot off own thumb

    04/22/2005 4:48:41 PM PDT · by 2Am4Sure · 17 replies · 797+ views
    KOBTV Albuquerque ^ | 4/22/05 | Todd Dukart
    Albuquerque police say the suspect in an attempted robbery Friday morning turned up at the University of New Mexico Hospital without his thumb. Stephen Tillet, 19, is suspected in the attempted robbery. He is at the UNM Hospital undergoing treatment for his thumb injury. When he is released, according to APD spokesperson Trish Ahrensfield, he will be charged with armed robbery, tampering with evidence and aggravated battery. Police say the 61-year-old was leaving Discount Tools at Zuni and Valencia. As he approached his truck, police say the suspect approached the man with a handgun. But, according to APD, the suspect...
  • Communism and human nature (Bolshie Mod sez, Arise ye kittens of the earth!)

    04/05/2005 10:50:57 AM PDT · by Sammy sam · 153 replies · 8,234+ views
    Many argue that communism will never be possible because of "human nature". The essence of this false argument is the belief that a communist society would consist of an all-powerful central government that would tell everybody what to do--and would therefore undermine the creative initiative of individuals and the search for happiness. • This argument is based on two false assumptions: (1) It assumes that a communist society will look like the former Soviet Union, or the current China, North Korea, etc (ie: corrupt police states with a feudal-style ruling class) (2) It assumes that people will only work in...
  • Kerry,Edwards to busy to vote on Director of Central Intelligence

    09/23/2004 6:21:19 PM PDT · by mdittmar · 18 replies · 672+ views
    U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes ^ | September 22, 2004 | U.S. Senate
    U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 108th Congress - 2nd Session as compiled through Senate LIS by the Senate Bill Clerk under the direction of the Secretary of the Senate Vote Summary Question: On the Nomination (Confirmation Porter J. Goss, of Florida, To Be Director of Central Intelligence )
  • Woman with big exotic pet collection dies of snake bite

    09/12/2004 10:23:57 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 27 replies · 1,025+ views
    ONN ^ | September 12, 2004
    CINCINNATI -- Zookeepers helped police search for venomous and exotic pets in a house where a woman was fatally bitten by a viper. Alexandria Hall, 44, was bitten in her home Monday and died Saturday at University Hospital, police and a nursing supervisor said. Neighbors knew she had pets, including rabbits and birds, but were unaware of her collection of at least nine poisonous snakes and more than one dozen other snakes, lizards and alligators until police went to the suburban North College Hill house. Police believe an urutu pit viper bit the woman on Monday, and neighbors said she...
  • Drunk Driver Turns Himself In To Police Chief

    08/09/2004 5:31:56 PM PDT · by SoloGlobalExplorer · 9 replies · 650+ views
    Brattleboro (VT) Reformer ^ | August 5, 2004 | Justin Mason
    VERNON -- In all his years patrolling the streets, Police Chief Ian McCollin has pulled over plenty of drunk drivers. On Sunday night, McCollin had the tables turned. He was pulled over by a drunk driver. McCollin was heading south on Route 142 when he noticed a man driving a Hyundai Elantra, sitting at the Broad Brook Road stop sign and slowly edging forward into the intersection. As he passed the car, McCollin observed a confused look on the motorist's face. "I figured it might be somebody looking for help, possibly lost or something," he said. As he slowed down...
  • why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

    06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT · by jj_fate · 65,597 replies · 239,374+ views
    why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys...
  • Pilot Arrested After Botched Landing

    07/11/2004 2:01:53 AM PDT · by Jet Jaguar · 29 replies · 1,095+ views
    Associated Press ^ | July 11, 2004 | ap
    SANTA CLARITA, Calif. -- A single-engine plane trying to make an emergency landing on a freeway Saturday clipped a van and flipped upside down, and the pilot was arrested for flying under the influence of alcohol, authorities said.
  • Bloody Wal-Mart Customer Bought Garbage Bags, Charged With Murder

    06/27/2004 7:44:08 PM PDT · by esryle · 28 replies · 406+ views
    NAPLES, Fla. -- A man who was covered in blood walked into a Wal-Mart on Friday and bought garbage bags, raising suspicions that lead authorities to charge him with murder. Sheddrick Deon Bentley, 26, was charged with second-degree murder of 18-year-old Cory Brightman, whose stabbed body was found in a garbage bin. Bentley, who also faces charges including grand theft auto, was held without bail at the Collier County Jail. Bentley is the nephew of former Indianapolis Colts running back Albert Bentley, and had been living with his uncle for about two months. The elder Bentley said his nephew and...
  • H.S. Student Hospitalized After Drinking Lab Chemical On A Dare

    05/18/2004 8:36:08 AM PDT · by kennedy · 60 replies · 204+ views
    WFTV ^ | May 18, 2004 | Staff
    A student who drank a chemical from his high school lab on a dare was recovering in a hospital, but not before a scare. The student drank the unidentified chemical on a two-dollar bet at the school, said Nancy Smith, a UMC supervisor. "We need to find out what it was from the toxicologist," Assistant Principal Ray Lascano said. "All of those materials belonged to one of the chemistry labs." The student was found last Wednesday in a school hallway, bleeding from the nose and mouth. The unidentified student, a junior at Odessa High School, was upgraded Monday from critical...
  • Man Arrested After Same-Sex Marriage License Rejected; Man Raised Tirade After Request Denied

    05/17/2004 4:33:22 PM PDT · by ambrose · 109 replies · 235+ views
    AP ^ | 5.17.04
    Man Arrested After Same-Sex Marriage License Rejected Clerk: Man Raised Tirade After Request Denied POSTED: 7:34 am EST May 17, 2004 UPDATED: 7:35 am EST May 17, 2004 EVANSVILLE, Ind. -- A man faces disorderly conduct charges for allegedly screaming at the Vanderburgh County Clerk after she told him he could not apply for a same-sex marriage license in Indiana. John Anthony Dunham, 26, of Evansville was arrested Thursday after launching into a tirade after Clerk Marsha Abell told him same-sex marriages are illegal in Indiana. "I knew he was here to cause trouble," Abell said, describing Dunham as "angry...
  • Man charged in drunken tractor spree

    04/13/2004 9:53:36 AM PDT · by Il Duce · 30 replies · 177+ views
    Indianapolis Star ^ | 13 April, 2004 | AP
    <p>DECKER, Ind. -- A man driving a stolen tractor crushed a sport-utility vehicle and passed through a watermelon field before he was arrested on a drunken driving charge, police said.</p> <p>Police were called early Sunday about a tractor running over an SUV parked in front of the vehicle owner's home in Decker, about 35 miles north of Evansville, the Knox County Sheriff's Department said. Another complaint was made that the tractor crossed several roads, ran through a watermelon field and a front yard.</p>

    03/19/2004 2:08:49 PM PST · by Tumbleweed_Connection · 460 replies · 2,598+ views
    DRUDGE ^ | 3/19/04 | drudge
    XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRI MARCH 19, 2004 16:02:35 ET XXXXX KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL Dem presidential candidate John Kerry called his secret service agent a "son of a bitch" after the agent inadvertently moved into his path during a ski mishap in Idaho, sending Kerry falling into the snow. When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over." The Secret Service agent in question has complained about Kerry's treatment, top...
  • Driver learns about 'flipping off' sheriff

    03/16/2004 12:31:56 PM PST · by Samwise · 92 replies · 640+ views
    The Indianapolis Star ^ | March 16, 2004 | Associated Press
    <p>EVANSVILLE, Ind. -- A woman made an obscene gesture toward an SUV Monday -- one carrying the county sheriff and chief deputy -- and ended up in jail, police said.</p> <p>Mary Ann Sweeney, 33, of Evansville was stopped behind a bus.</p>
  • Man Tries to Crucify Himself: Calls 911 when he can't nail second hand to cross

    03/16/2004 11:11:44 AM PST · by silverleaf · 95 replies · 372+ views
    Man treated after attempting to nail himself to cross HARTLAND — A Hartland man was treated at a Pittsfield hospital after he nailed himself to a cross. The 23-year-old man apparently was trying to commit suicide Thursday evening in his living room, the Bangor Daily News reported. Somerset County Sheriff Barry DeLong said Monday that no charges will be filed. "There is no crime here," he said. Police said the man appeared delusional and told them he had been "seeing pictures of God on the computer." He told them he had not seen the hit movie "The Passion of the...
  • Police: Man Wore Electronic Monitor During Robberies

    03/06/2004 9:39:58 PM PST · by Samwise · 5 replies · 188+ views
    WRTV ^ | March 5, 2004 | Associated Press
    LAFAYETTE, Ind. -- Police didn't have much trouble tracking a man who they say robbed two gas stations -- he was wearing a court-ordered electronic monitoring device. Lafayette police found Joshua W. Kochell, 27, at a hospital emergency room where he was being treated for an injury that was not associated with the robberies. Detective Tom Davidson said he did not know the nature of the injury. Davidson said Kochell (pictured, left) was under house arrest when he used a gun to rob two gas stations Wednesday. Police tracked him through the monitoring device he was ordered to wear on...
  • Anti-ABOR Prof Goes Toe-to-Toe with a Student

    02/26/2004 11:51:19 AM PST · by Still Thinking · 8 replies · 143+ views
    Front Page Magazine ^ | February 26, 2004 | Jim Spencer
    or a Harvard Ph.D., Tim Gould acted pretty stupid Wednesday afternoon. The Metropolitan State College philosophy professor got nose-to-nose with a conservative undergraduate in front of a legislative committee considering whether Colorado needs to pass a law to protect college students from liberal bias.As members of the House education committee watched, Gould gave the Republican-dominated General Assembly the ammunition it needs to impose a legislative gag order on teachers at state colleges and universities.Gould threatened to sue 21-year-old Ian VanBuskirk after VanBuskirk invited the General Assembly to put "a chilling effect" on professors.VanBuskirk had just told the committee how his...
  • Crime doesn't pay, but often the laughs are priceless

    12/24/2003 4:38:16 PM PST · by Bon mots · 2 replies · 131+ views
    The Connecticut Post ^ | 12/24/2003 | Charles Walsh
    Crime doesn't pay, but often the laughs are priceless Despite the continuing statistical decline in most categories of crime, we are happy to report there has been no correlating drop in the seemingly endless supply of dumb crooks. Herewith is part one of 2003's crop of smart-challenged lawbreakers and IQ-impaired felons. Part 2 appears Friday. Just put some oink-ment on the bruise: In January, a 21-year-old Stratford man was charged with assault of a victim over 60 after he belted a convenience store owner with a slab of bacon. The proprietor had refused to sell the bacon to the man,...
  • FBI: Committeewoman Sold Crack Cocaine For Street Gang

    12/17/2003 12:30:08 PM PST · by Puppage · 14 replies · 208+ views
    WNBC Television ^ | 12/17/2003 | Puppage
    EAST ORANGE, N.J. -- The FBI has arrested a city political figure on charges she sold crack cocaine for a street gang. A cooperating federal witness bought 169 vials of crack from Sophia Merritt two weeks after she was elected to the Democratic committee in June 2002, according to a court document filed by the FBI. She was 18 at the time. Several weeks later, Merritt was seen in a car with more than a pound of cocaine, the filing said. "She was a full-time narcotics dealer," Assistant U.S. Attorney Marc Agnifilo said. Merritt sold drugs for the Double ii...
  • Bug-Bomb Explosion Rip House Apart

    12/17/2003 4:12:34 PM PST · by Not gonna take it anymore · 55 replies · 573+ views
    nbc san diego ^ | December 17, 2003 | staff Bug-Bomb Explosion Rip House Apart 19 Defoggers Create Gas 'Bomb' POSTED: 11:43 AM PST December 17, 2003UPDATED: 12:16 PM PST December 17, 2003 SAN DIEGO -- A City Heights home was destroyed Wednesday morning by bug bombs. IMAGES: Bug Bombs Destroy House The owners of the house at 3715 Euclid Ave. reportedly set off 19 bug bombs in the home to exterminate insects, only to have the gas inside the containers fill the house until a pilot light ignited it, tearing the house apart.The three people who lived in the house were outside at the time of the explosion...

    12/15/2003 7:08:27 AM PST · by FeliciaCat · 35 replies · 301+ views
    The New York Post ^ | 12/15/03 | LARRY CELONA and CYNTHIA R. FAGEN
    <p>December 15, 2003 -- A 22-year-old transvestite was in critical condition yesterday after he hacked off his penis, then lied and told cops he was the victim of a hate crime. The man, who was not identified because of the nature of the crime, was in critical condition yesterday after doctors at Harlem Hospital Center were unsuccessful in reattaching his penis. Police said the man initially claimed it was a berserk gypsy cab driver who had severed his penis in a fit of rage.</p>
  • Woman reports Internet fraud in Gilmanton

    12/15/2003 4:44:19 AM PST · by Holly_P · 5 replies · 105+ views
    DoverFoster's Democrat ^ | 12/13/03 | Geoff Cunningham Jr.
    GILMANTON — A local exotic bird dealer says she is out $5,000 as a result of a bogus Internet transaction where she received a bad cashier’s check from a man claiming to be in Africa. Authorities who investigate such cases of fraud say they are more common than one might expect and that they are more frequently seeing individuals receiving counterfeit checks. "You would think you could trust people ... I never thought this would happen to me," said Barbara Murray of Crystal Lake Road. Murray, who says she is the victim of fraud, makes her living by raising and...
  • When the mayor said 'cheese,' everyone in town had a feast

    12/10/2003 12:59:04 PM PST · by Sub-Driver · 13 replies · 357+ views
    When the mayor said 'cheese,' everyone in town had a feast By JANE ARMSTRONG UPDATED AT 3:57 PM EST Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2003 VANCOUVER -- As the first female mayor of the northern B.C. town of Houston, Sharon Smith was proud of her accomplishments. So was her husband. So proud that he snapped photos of Her Worship wearing the chain of office - and nothing else. Everything was fine until photos of a smiling Ms. Smith were allegedly copied from her home computer during a house party her kids threw, then circulated around the mill town of 4,300. Now, the...
  • 2nd Subway Surfer Dies

    11/21/2003 6:25:21 AM PST · by jimkress · 127 replies · 188+ views
    NY Newsday ^ | 11/20/03 | Daryl Khan
    The second of two SUNY Maritime College students who slammed into a bridge while riding atop an elevated subway in the Bronx last week has died, officials said yesterday. Brian Hochstetter, 21, was critically injured when his head hit the Whitlock Avenue bridge and died Tuesday, a hospital spokeswoman said. "We did everything we could," said Jacobi Medical Center spokeswoman Nancy McPartlin. "We tried. We really tried everything we could to help that family and their son. Our hearts go out to them." Hochstetter and Christopher Loughrey, a friend and classmate, were riding on the northbound No. 6 train on...
  • Yikes! You really don’t want to see this picture!

    11/19/2003 7:15:12 AM PST · by dead · 46 replies · 202+ views
    Ouch ... Hossein Barkhah of Iran dislocates his elbow while attempting to snatch 157.5kg in the men's 77 kilogram class at the World Weightlifting Championship in Vancouver, British Columbia, yesterday. Photo: Reuters
  • Girl gets tongue stuck to freezer

    11/18/2003 10:47:09 AM PST · by gubamyster · 38 replies · 479+ views
    Ananova ^ | 11/17/03
    A Russian teenager ended up with frostbite after turning to the freezer after burning her mouth on a hot drink. The 13-year-old girl had panicked after scalding her tongue while drinking tea. She opened the freezer and placed her tongue against the interior wall to cool it down. But her hot tongue quickly became stuck fast to the appliance. Because she was alone at her home in Severodvinsk, northwest Russia, she had to wait for her parents to return home to be rescued. She was still face down when they walked through the door some time later. Her frantic parents...
  • Surgeons Remove Chopstick From Man's Face

    11/17/2003 1:33:30 PM PST · by martin_fierro · 10 replies · 182+ views
    Surgeons Remove Chopstick From Man's Face KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Malaysian surgeons treating a man for an eye infection said they were surprised to find part of a chopstick embedded in his face — the result of an assault five years ago. Doctors at a government hospital in the northern city of Ipoh said they found the section of a wooden chopstick lodged in tissue between his eyes during exploratory surgery to remove an unknown foreign object, the national new agency, Bernama, reported. Dr. Gurdeep Singh Mann, the hospital's senior eye, nose and throat specialist, said the man, Ng Keng...