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This is just breaking on DU, so it's pretty lean right now. But as you all know, when something breaks on DU, you can rely on PJ, Charles or I to fix it. Earlier today, Governor Palin's personal Yahoo! e-mail account was hacked. Screen caps are all over the Internet (the posting of which, may very well be subject to prosecution). But what did this hacking yield the opposition? Nothing. Zero. As zero as Zero Possumus. Pictures of Sarah's kids, personal phone numbers that are long abandoned, and prayer requests. All just further evidence that Governor Palin is just...

The Devil Scares Pravda. And Sarah Palin is the devil in disguise. Well, that's what a columnist for Pravda thinks. And you might expect that from the Russian propaganda rag. But guess who agrees with Pravda? That's right, the DUmmies! Get a load of this THREAD: Pravda Columnist on Palin - "Do you know what a nuclear holocaust is?" The fact that Gov. Palin wisely would not rule out any options when asked about potential Russian aggression--that resolve has the Russians poutin' and the DUmmies hiding under their desks and building bomb shelters. They want to do a "Goldwater...

EMPEROR ZERO ZERO POSSUMUS ARUGULA A few weeks ago, at the Barackropolis in Denver, the faithful were gathered to crown the new Caesar, Emperor Zero Possumus Arugula. But something FUnnie happened on the way to the White House: A Bushie Bounce. And it was all so predictable, according to Nutroots Nostradamus DUmmie tom_paine, as he explains--at length--in this THREAD, "I knew it was going to happen, but it still hurts like hell to watch it in slow motion." "Beware the Bounce of Bushie!" Ain't that the sooth! So now let us watch the despondent DUmmies gear up to be let...

The DUmmies are in panic mode. "Obama & Biden's Gaffe-In" is tanking in the ratings, while "Maverick" and "Wonder Woman" are climbing. So here's an audience-grabber: Get Barry a little "Northern Exposure." Go north, young messiah, north to Alaska! That's the suggestion offered in this THREAD, "How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama...." So let's tune into this episode of "Desperate WhiteHousedrives," in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying "Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles," is in the [Barackets]: How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama.... [Is that you,...

Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) has just about run its course (exp. 1-20-09), so the DUmmies have to find a new monster to get their blood boiling. They've found just the right candidate, the girl of their nightmares, namely, Sarah Palin. The last few days the DUmmies have been cramping up with a bad case of PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome! Governor Palin's grand slam of a speech and her skyrocketing popularity have sent their PMS symptoms up to levels rarely seen even with BDS! The frothing at the mouth is fierce and FUnnie at the same time and in full display...

I have to admit, at first there I was pretty angry. Outraged. Infuriated. Spitting-bullets mad. I'm talking of course about the vile attacks against Governor Sarah Palin by the Left and their willing accomplices in the Media. Never have I seen such scurrilous, contemptible, despicable gutter tactics. But now I have moved past that stage of rage and taken on an attitude of gratitude. Yes, GRATITUDE! Let's THANK the Looney Left, as exemplified and led by Head KOmmie KOs, for their beyond-the-pale, sexist, hypocritical, personal smears of Governor Palin and her children. THANX, Head KOmmie KOs! You have KOntributed...

The U.S. and NATO were the one that first violated UN Charter by recognizing Kosovo independence. Russia was against it and warned that the U.S. would open the Pandora's Box by recognizing Kosovo. Of course, the US was arrogant and full of itself, and the US didn't give a damn. It was the U.S. that opened the Pandora's Box in the first place. So now Russia is returning the favor by recognizing the breakaway Georgian regions. The U.S. didn't give a damn about Russia before, so why should Russia give a damn about the U.S. right now? The U.S. can...

Tears are flowing in DUmmieland. And no, it's not from the pepper spray. It's because America--at least the Democrat Party--has had the goodness and enlightenment to NOMINATE AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN! Boo hoo! Sob! I can't believe I lived to see this day! Pardon me, I'm a little verklempt! Talk amongst yourselves. . . . There, I'm better now. As I was saying, this is a very moving moment for the DUmmies. So let's begin with a musical tribute to White Guilt. Click the link and sing along: THE LIB'RAL WHITE CROWD THAT CRIEDTune: "The Little White Cloud That Cried" Original...

RECREATE '68! DAYS OF RAGE! DAYS OF RESISTANCE! Yes, the moonbats are revolting! The feces has hit the fan in Denver, as the mile-high marchers have begun to RIOT4PEACE! But let's first get in the spirit of things with this ode to the anarchists. Click the music link and sing along! COLORADO (Be Sure to Wear a Gas Mask on Your Face)Tune: "San Francisco" (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)" Original If you're goin' to Colorado Be sure to wear a gas mask on your face If you're goin' to Colorado You're gonna breathe some pepper...

"Investigate All 88!" "Ohio was stolen!" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" The Crying DUmmies had all kinds of excuses for John Kerry losing in 2004--Diebold, Swiftboating--lots of explanations EXCEPT that John Kerry was a lousy candidate who lost it all on his own. Fast forward to 2008. Is Barry pulling a Kerry? Is he snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory? A brave few on DU are voicing their concern about Opossum's plummeting poll numbers, but they are branded as either "concern trolls" or "Chicken Littles." And Kerry's defeat is explained away as Rovian trickery--which is just the DUmmies' way of steeling...

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! NOT GOING TO HEAR IT!!! HANDS OVER MY EARS! That is the attitude of the KOmmies to another KOmmie who had the Kewpie Doll moment of posting that the Edwards scandal disaster is NOT going away as you can see in this THREAD titled "The Edwards Disaster Is Not Going Away." In fact, with the way the National Enquirer is releasing the information on this scandal, it threatens to overshadow the Democrat convention. The big money man at the center of the John Edwards scandal, Fred Baron, is also a big fundraiser for Barack Obama. Also this scandal...

"End the war now!" "The whole world is watching!" "Days of Resistance!" Are we time-traveling back to 1968? No, it's 2008, but there's a group trying to RECREATE '68. They want the Democrats in Denver to enjoy the same rioting and mayhem Chicago experienced forty years ago. (Yours truly was a teenager in Chicago at the time--a conservative Republican teenager--and I remember the hippies and the Yippies and the flippies invading our fair city.) Knowing this group's announced intentions, the city of Denver and the Democrat National Convention therefore are preparing for any trouble that may occur. That means...

"It's bad enough that we face the end of America, sadly, we also face the end of humanity." So warns KOmmie One Pissed Off Liberal in this ominous THREAD, "Wise Up and Rise Up – or Kiss It All Goodbye". To say this diary struck a chord among the KOmmies would be an understatement--over 600 KOmments in less than 24 hours! So let's see why THE SKY IS FALLING AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering what the winning bid on BEARak Obama will be when the...

The clock is ticking. Only five months and change to get impeachment done. So why isn't the Democrat Congress doing anything? DUmmie answer: Complicit Dems and the Braunschweiger Theory. It will all become clear in a moment, grasshopper, as we explore this THREAD, "We are all very clever with our posts on how to impeach & try Bush Co for the crimes." So let us now enjoy a Pelosi-on-wry with Bermuda Red opinions, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, still savoring the Swedish pancakes with lingonberries and meatballs he had for breakfast today in Door...

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Americans are not smart enough or enlightened enough to vote for one as beautiful as Obamassiah. So says DUmmie MrScorpio, and a lot of his fellow DUmmies agree with him, as we see in this THREAD, "I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama." Actually, what the DUmmies are doing here is searching for yet ANOTHER excuse to use--like "election fraud," "racism," etc.--when Opossum loses on November 5th. So let us watch the DUmmies prepare themselves in advance for crushing disappointment, in Bolshevik...

The DUmmie Slacktivist Corpse is ON THE MOVE! Head DUACo (and British citizen) Dave "EarlG" Allsopp is leading a weekly "Brainstorm" to get ideas for upcoming DUACtions. But before we see the underwhelming response, let's sing a salute to DUAC Earl: DUAC EARLTune: "Duke of Earl" DU, DU, DU, DUAC Earl DU, DU, DUAC Earl DU, DU, DUAC Earl DU, DU, DUAC Earl DU, DU, DU, DUAC Earl DU, DU, DUAC Earl DU, DU, DUAC Earl DU, DU, DUAC Earl As I, I renew this world Nothing can stop the DUAC Earl And you, you are my nuts And...

Oops, there goes another one under the bus! Latest member of the FFOB (Former Friends of Barry) Club: Rapper "Ludacris." Barry's FORMER favorite rapper came out this week with a "rap song" (sic) designed to HELP the Possumptive Democrat Candidate. Let's take a listen to the lovely Ludacris lyrics: POLITICS (Obama is here)I'm back on it like I just signed my record deal Yeah, the best is here, the Bentley Coupe paint is drippin' wet, it got sex appeal Never shoulda hated, you never shoulda doubted him With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him Said I...

This just in from the "reality based community of KOmmieland: the KOmmies are promoting John Edwards to be nominated as Barack Obama's veep pick. I kid you not. And you know what, I PRAY that Obama pick John Edwards for the veep slot. This is just too FUnnie. Of course, the MSM still remains completely mum on the alleged John Edwards scandal. I wonder if they will be able to maintain their silence later this week when the Edwards love child scandal along with pics hits the National Enquirer. Oh, and Wikipedia is doing their best to keep this...

Barack Obama's speech at the Victory Column in Berlin has caused a collective Obasmic thrill to go up the legs of the KOmmies. As you will see they are now acting like a bunch of enthralled schoolgirls...or like Chris Matthews on Hardball. Although the Germans, who can't vote in our elections, were enthralled by Obama's appearance, the big news for Americans is that Obama thought it was "inappropriate" for him to visit with wounded American military personnel in Germany. That is what will be remembered here. However, the KOmmie THREAD titled, "USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!...

Two years ago we here at DUmmie FUnnies documented the first annual KOmmie KOnvention (held in Las Vegas), "YearlyKos"--AKA "Blogolapalooza," because politicans like Mark Warner wined and dined the prog bloggers with chocolate fountains and ice sculptures at a Stratosphere party, in order to gain their support. Well, this year we travel to Austin, Texas, for the YearlyKos, now called, "Netroots Nation." There are MULTITUDINOUS THREADS on this in KOmmieland--you can go there and use the tag, "netroots nation 2008" to find them all. There's even a separate Netroots Nation website, with agenda, speakers, registration info, etc. There are...

As we documented here last Friday, the DUmmie brain trust has decided to re-activate the defunct DUmmie Activist Corps. DUAC is back! Of course, EarlG's announcement of the return of DUAC, on two threads, garnered a whopping total of 29 replies. Now you see why DUAC went defunct in the first place. Nevertheless, they solicited suggestions and came up with their first DUACtion. And it's one which fits the energy and commitment level of the DUmmies. What is it? (Cue Monty Python. . . .) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM! SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM! Yes, members of the DUmmie Slacktivist...

A vicious rightwing magazine published a cover featuring militant Muslim Barack Obama and his AK-47 toting wife fisting bumping as an American flag burns in the fireplace. OOPS! It wasn't an EVIL rightwing magazine that had this cover but the very LIBERAL New Yorker magazine. But don't worry. The left will somehow manage to blame this on those wascally Republicans. Meanwhile over in KOmmieland, KOmmie heads are exploding as you can see in this THREAD titled, "The New Yorker Obama cover: OMFG, WTF?" So let us now watch the KOmmies explode in bloody Bolshevik Red while the commentary of...

"DUAC! DUAC!" DUAC is back! Way back in July of '05, the brain trust (?) at DUmmieland created the DU Activist Corps. Of course, it went NOWHERE and did NOTHING! But now, after three years, the DUmmie Slacktivist Corpse has risen from the dead! Read about it here in this THREAD, "The Return of the DU Activist Corps," and this THREAD, "Attention activists: we need your help to restart the DU Activist Corps." DUAC is BACK!! The response must be OVERWHELMING, right? Hee! Hee! Guess again! And so now, like DUmmies in action (inaction?), let us also sit back...

Ever have an adult child move back home to take over your house, your phone, your food and make up their own rules in your house? Add to that their being ungrateful about your hospitality because of a sense of entitlement and you get something like this DUmmie THREAD entitled "My mom is SUCH a bitch." Here we see an example of the liberal mindset. A grown person moves in with her mother, presumably because she cannot support herself, and complains about the lack of freedom and privacy. Liberals will talk and talk about a "social safety net;" what...

"No money for you!" Head KOmmie KOs stomps his little foot and crosses his angry arms! He's giving Barack Obama NOT ONE D*MN DIME until B.O. starts talking like an Über-liberal again! Of course, ever since Barack Opossum wrapped up the nomination, he's been "moving to the center." And as we saw yesterday with the DUmmies, this INFURIATES the Nutroots! Today we take a peek at the KOmmies' displeasure, in this THREAD, "Rewarding good behavior." Head KOmmie KOs must have struck a KHOrd, because this diary has generated over 1,300 KOmments! WAY too many to DUFU, but we'll sample...

Obama moves right, DUmmies fight! Barack Opossum's recent (phony) moves to the right have got DUmmieland in an uproar. The DUmmies want their Obamassiah to remain true blue to looney leftist orthodoxy--and SOUND like it! No pandering on such repugnant themes as "patriotism" and "faith"! So Barry's speeches the last few days have got them all in a tizzy. Some are declaring they WILL NOT VOTE for the Possumptive Democrat Nominee. Vertigo Posthumous: This campaign is dying so fast it'll make your head spin! Others DUmmies, more cynical, recognize that B.O. Plenty is simply LYING with this Typical-American-Person-sounding stuff,...

Maybe it exists, maybe it doesn't. The "Michelle Bombshell," I'm talking about. You know the one, the rumored tape no one has seen, in which Michelle Obama is purported to rant about the evils of "Whitey." Well, whether or not it exists, the DUmmies and KOmmies are very much exercised about it. They have posted on multitudinous threads, with varying degrees of flame-ation. Most think the tape doesn't exist, and are angry that anyone even brings up the subject. They accuse each other of "concern trolling" (a new term to me), meaning that when someone posts a thread saying...

There is only a little over a half a year left in Bush's presidency yet that hasn't kept Congressman Robert Wexler from continuing to screech for his impeachment. This time Wexler thinks he has found the key for the impeachment. It comes in the form of Scott McClellan's book, "What Happened?" which is short on actual facts but does include a passage where Scotty spotted Karl Rove and Scooter Libby walk into a private room together. CHIMPEACHMENT NOW!!! Of course, if McClellan eventually does testify before congress there will be nothing solid to be found which is why Rush...

It is now official: The DUmmies hate Hillary more than anyone else on earth--more than Bush, more than Cheney or Rove, more than Bill Belicheat and the New England Patriots. In fact, they may hate Hillary more than anyone in the history of all known universes. The DUmmies are in high DUdgeon--indeed, DUmmieland has broken out into full-blown HDS (Hillary Derangement Syndrome)--over her recent rationale for staying in the race: "Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June." WELL, you would think Hillary herself was about to hire Bosnian snipers to take out Barry on the tarmac! Witness this monster THREAD,"HILLARY...

Last week Typical White Person Sen. Hillary Clingin' made an appeal to the bitter nature of her base, the HillAryan Nation. She talked about "how Sen. Obama's support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on. . . . There's a pattern emerging here. . . . " Yes, Your Thighness, you do have a much broader base, as your poor pantsuit will attest. And yes, there is a pattern emerging here:...

It is now late on Sinko de Demo, the eve of the latest phase of Operation Chaos. Operatives in Indiana and North Carolina are, at this moment, synchronizing their watches (especially important in Indiana) and awaiting final instructions from Commander Rush. WE MARCH AT DAWN! Meanwhile, the DUmmies, KOmmies, and HUffies are nervously downing their anti-depressants, fearing the likely outcome of Tuesday's tallies: THE CHAOS CONTINUES! PJ will probably have another DUFU here soon, with a DUmmie/KOmmie/HUffie thread bemoaning the endless headache that is the Democrat race. But to whet your appetite, you can start singing this brand new...

The garden of liberal hate and paranoia is a lush one when left on its own, but sprinkle that with a little Operation Chaos® plant food and it becomes a Rush garden. As you know, for months now, Rush Limbaugh has been encouraging his listeners to prolong the Democrat primary by crossing over and voting for Hillary to keep her in the race. Whether this is actually happening is difficlt to say, but one thing is for sure: Hillary's campaign has experienced a resurgence, and it is becoming more and more apparent that the Clinton campaign intends to take...

Skinner's house is on fire. Those of you with the stomach to go there have likely seen the flaming icons next to the post titles. As this Democrat campaign has developed, the animosity has increased. Obama supporters now outnumber Hillary supporters by a DUmmie estimate of 7:1. As you might imagine, there's a lot of waaambulance calling. Skinner doesn't need anymore waambulances; what he, and all Demorats need, is a fire truck, as evidenced in this DUmmie THREAD entilted "My house is like a morgue tonight..." Now on to watch the DUmmies revel in--and rail against--"white guilt" in Bolshevik...

Was there any real possibility that this DUFU edition would be about anything other than the Eliot Spitzer scandal? Of course not. But before we get into the juicy and very FUnnie details of the KOmmie reaction to this scandal, we must lead off with this incredible song parody by our own Charles Henrickson called PROSTITUTIN' SPITZ to the tune of Puttin' on the Ritz: If you're guvAnd wish you knewWhere to get loveWhy don't you doLike hypocritesProstitutin' Spitz Girls with namesYou find out afterPlay their gamesAnd soon you haftaCall it quitsProstitutin' Spitz Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hookerNow...

For the second time in her adult life--heck, for the second time in the last TWO WEEKS--Michelle Obama has inserted her sizeable foot into her sizeable mouth. Two weeks ago we chronicled her comment, "For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country"--which means, of course, that she was NOT proud of her country beforehand. Well, ONCE AGAIN Madame O has opened her yap and out comes the crap. In a new interview in The New Yorker, "The Other Obama" rips into the country that made her and her husband rich, famous, and powerful....

"Barack HUSSEIN Obama!": Say it loud, say it proud! That is the advice of the KOmmies, as we see in this THREAD, "Barack Hussein Obama." Rather than RUN from his Muslim heritage, the KOmmies are wanting Obama to EMBRACE it. So don't "Wear the Bear." CLAIM THE NAME! CAMPAIGN HUSSEIN! Yeah, well, good luck with that. The KOmmie komments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles MUHAMMAD Henrickson, filling in for P. JIHAD Comix, is in the [Barackets]: Barack Hussein Obama [Barack HUSSEIN Obama!] Please don't wince. [Why should a perfectly good traditional...

It must have been a rough night at Bukowski's the other night. Maybe Kevin Spacey wouldn't give him an autograph. Maybe Ty the Bouncer had to help him off the floor. Whatever the reason, William "Cry me a" Rivers Pitt was in his cups and in a foul mood. At times like that, Bottomless Pitt is wont to get on the internets and vent his spleen. When he does, Pie-eyed Griper Pitt is likely to take it out on his fellow DUmmies. And that, my friends, is one of Wee Willie's TWO entertaining and DUFUable personae. You see, to...

PJ posted my latest Obama parody yesterday. Today I want to show you that the satire is not too far from reality. Witness this KOmmieland THREAD: "American Messiah?" KOmmie keenekarl (KKK?) has more than a Chris Matthews-like man-crush on Obama. It's an ALMOST FANATICAL DEVOTION to the Pope of Hope. KOmmie keenekarl even kreeps out some of his fellow KOmmies--or at least they want him to scale it back, lest such unbridled Obamamania leads to a Baracklash. But before we get to the reading from keenekarl's Epistle to the KOmmies, let us join in singing our opening hymn: HELLO...

"For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country." So said Michelle Obama the other day (although, who knows, she may have plagiarized it from somebody). "For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country." The implication, of course, is that Michelle was NOT proud of her country BEFORE. Most right-thinking Americans would take that as offensive. But not the DUmmies. They AGREE with Madame O that America has been a pretty shameful place. Oh, but don't question their patriotism! as they are wont to remind us. That they...

Yes, it's Lent, but I couldn't resist finding out the DUmmies' take on the Obama plagiarism flap. They must be disgusted with Barry's lack of integrity and originality, right? Wrong! Instead, they're mad at Mrs. Clinton for calling Barry on it! Witness this THREAD, "OK. Hillary is starting to piss me off." Even so, there are a bunch of Hillary supporters who weigh in, too, which makes for an entertaining read. So let's sit back and watch the Hillary and Obama factions go after each other, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson,...

Imagine if it were discovered that the campaign office of a Republican candidate for president had a small picture of Augusto Pinochet in it? The firestorm of outrage from the Left and their MSM allies would be immediate. Reporters would be hounding the candidate asking him why one of his campaign offices has a picture of the Chilean strongman. This would also be a big topic for the talking heads on the tube. However, when it turns out that a big picture of Che Guevara on a Cuban flag appears prominently in a Houston area campaign office of Barack...

The KOmmies are worried and well they should be. It now appears that the controversy about Obama supporters hanging Che Guevara flags in an Obama campaign office in the Houston area isn't going away. One big reason is that the Obama volunteer (and precinct captain) in the picture above can't claim that she has no idea who Communist thug Che Guevara was because she, Maria Isabel, is a Cuban-American who was born in Cuba. You can find a lot about the amazing background of Obama supporter, Maria Isabel, at this recent NewsBusters BLOG. I have absolutely no idea who...

The Democrats are supposedly the Party of Peace and Love. The DUmmies, then, should be overflowing with the milk of human kindness, right? Wrong! Not when it comes to Bushco! The DUmmies get downright BLOODTHIRSTY when discussing what they'd like to do to Chimpy McHitler and the Bush Family Evil Empire. Witness this THREAD, "What to do with Bushco. after January 2009?" You can almost SEE the pitchforks and torches in their hands as they come to take Bush, Cheney, et al., to the nearest tree for lynching. Their only disappointment is that The Hague apparently doesn't do the...

Seven years ago George bush and the republicans gave a tax cut to the wealthy. We had a recesion and as far as Im concerned we never recovered. I was working as a telemarketeer and my husband was at an assembly plant. In 2001 my husband was laid off after his job was outsourced. Then I lost my job too. My husband now works at Target and I held a job at Burger King. A week ago my job was terminated after buisness wasn't so well. Now were in another recession and Bush wants yet another tax cut? If cutting...

If you think we Republicans are unhappy with some of our candidates, you should see what the DUmmies think of theirs! The acrimonious Democratic debate the other night only exacerbated the negative feelings against Mrs. Clinton, and now some of the DUmmies seem to think that B.O. stinks, too. The Breck Girl seems to have emerged smelling like a rose, although even he has his DUmmie detractors. So let's sample a little of the DUmmies' intramural feuding, as seen in this THREAD, "I absolutely can't stand Obama." The magic seems to have worn off the erstwhile Magic Person of...

DUmmieland is in an UPROAR! SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS! The Barack supporters are accusing the Hillary supporters of being racists. The Hillary supporters are accusing the Barack supporters of being sexists. There are threads about why sexism isn't considered as bad as racism, when it should be. Hey, wait a minute: Halfblack Obama is as much white as he is black. Maybe it's only half-racist to oppose him. Meanwhile, the Edwards supporters are complaining about Silky Pony not getting as much coverage as B.O. or Her Thighness. Since Edwards is white, I guess he would be racist, but...

This DUmmieland THREAD, "I'm so f*cking pissed off right now, I can't see straight...DAMMIT..." has about DOUBLED since yesterday! More FUn! And this is why I back Kucinich. . . . And Edwards, Obama, and Hillary are doing everything they can to keep the billionaire pimps that run the insurance rackets in the game. . . . Obama has three strikes against him--Tweety, Queen Andy Sullivan and Donny Mc Clurkin all love him, any one of those clowns rings an alarm bell in my head. Edwards comes off as a chicken who ran away when we needed him in...