The charm-deficient Chatsworth Osborne, Jr. begins his MSNBC show tonight at 9 PM. The eternally bow-tied Chatworth Osborne, Jr. has spent his entire career trying to convince folks that even though he thinks of himself a conservative, he himself is utterly offended by real conservatives since he considers himself so much better than them. Fortunately for Chatsworth Osborne, Jr. there has been a market for liberal networks to hire self-styled conservatives with repulsive personalities so that whatever their views, they would be sure to turn off the average viewer.