I'm at work, 50 miles from the home 20. The wife called and said, "Julie [my SIL] just called and there is a ground hog in the tree in her back yard. It may be sick or something." I said well what do you want me to do about it? I ain't driving 100 miles round trip just to dispatch a ground hog that thinks it's a coon. She said, "Well I think I can do it, but I need you to tell me how to open the safe. I need you to tell me which gun to use. I...
