Levi's sent me an email ad for their new Waterless jeans that are produced without water. I thought, well that sounds a) stupid and b) like a great way to transfer indigo dye to everything you sit on. Nothing like blue buttcheek prints on the couch! As I read their information, my tinfoil hat jumped out of my desk drawer and onto my head I thought that this looks like the next big fear coming down the alarmism river. (Which will dry up!!!!!!!) If I remember 8th grade science correctly, (I went to public schools, so there's no guarantee of...