Uncle Doffus from Boogerhole, WV says that he doesn't read very fast. Therefore he has to stick with "short" books. A list of his favorite books include:Things I Love About America by Jane FondaMy Favorite Beauty Tips by Janet Reno (co-authored by Hillary Clinton)How to Drink and Drive Across a Bridge by Teddy KennedyAll The Men I've Loved by Rosie O'Donnell & Ellen Degeneres.