Welcome to my world, I walk the hallowed halls of government. Even as my former namesake, he who walked with the man who would save the world, I walk amongst those of America who stand tall against the evils of the world. While my forefather's method of selling the Savior for a few coins was a bit crude, I am far more sophisticated. I however have multiple University degrees in communications, in history, and in teaching. I am a man of the world, not unlike he who went before me. My many degrees help me to revise history, to...