Inspired by the exploits of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), 20-year-old sophomore Alex Shieh sent emails to all 3,805 administrators at Brown University asking them to "describe what tasks you performed in the past week." Shieh said "I expected some level of engagement, but only 20 people got back to me, one of whom only replied with a 'bleep you,' and another of whom suggested I 'stick a cactus up my ass.' Remember, these responses weren't from smart aleck college teenagers. These were from 'Dean of this' 'Vice-president of that' at a highly touted ivy league school that charges...