Speaker Pelosi has left Washington, D.C., to visit Syria. That is the good news. The bad news: She is coming back! Pelosi's sojourn has gossipmongers and political pundits working overtime to answer the $60,000 question: Why? Doesn't Pelosi realize that she has already done enough damage to the United States with her mind-numbing surrender? Experts say Pelosi is probably going to Syria for one or more of the following reasons: • Promote the Pelosi Doctrine for the middle east which calls for the impeachment of George W. Bush and the resurrection of Saddam Hussein, both on Easter Sunday; • Explain...