Hey Freepers, I solicit your advice yet again. Here's my predicament: I live in a city where I park behind my house. I drive down an alley to get to the place where I park. My parking area is gravel, and about six+ inches below the alley. However, there is usually enough gravel there to make a makeshift ramp of sorts, so I'm not driving/backing off/up a cliff. However, recently, a neighbor moved into the sketchy apartments across the alley, and he drives a jeep wrangler. He discovered not long after moving in that he can take a very sharp...