If you want to have a little fun (and you have a little time on your hands), find your local office and give them a call. I called the Orlando office and spoke with a local volunteer. ME: Hi, what are the qualifications for someone to vote? VOLUNTEER: What do you mean? ME: Do they have to be United States citizens? VOLUNTEER: Um, yes. ME: Do they have to be eighteen years old? VOLUNTEER: Uh, yes. ME: Do they have to real? VOLUNTEER: Uh, excuse me? ME: Do they have to be real? Can I register Mickey Mouse again? VOLUNTEER:...