I see by the papers Michael Moore is supposed to appear at some college,and over 9000 tickets have already been sold. Why pay "scalper prices" to see,hear,feel,and fully experience the magic of Michael Moore ? Just eat a balanced diet,with a proper amount of roughage,get a little mild exercise every day, and observe reasonably regular habits. If you do these things you may "download" the equivalent of Michael Moore every day , and experience his appearance at The Porcelain Bowl as fully as you may desire.