My beautiful wife is secretary at our local Middle school and brought home an interesting bit from school yesterday. Seems a sixth-grader brought in the most unique (he got an award for it.) show & tell subject....his Grandpa's ashes in a whiskey bottle! Gramp's ashes are supposed to be spread on some racetrack somewhere and they haven't made it there yet, so the kid can show him off at school. Now that's what I call a real education.......wife said the teacher was trying to figure out how to explain it to the school board when it was pointed out that...