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  • OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION

    02/19/2012 7:28:17 AM PST · by YankeeReb · 29 replies · 1+ views
    The Weekly World News ^ | 2/10/12 | Frank Lake
    WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one. President Barack Obama told reporters last night that the U.S. Constitution has become a hindrance to progress in America. “The document is so out-dated, that it is now becoming a hindrance to governing the country.” Obama said that he has signed an Executive Order voiding the U.S. Constitution. “We need to move forward. We need change.” Obama said he has already drafted a new constitution and that Americans “will love what I came up with.” Insiders say that...
  • Breaking: NBA to Cancel Season. Awards Trophy to Barack Hussein Obama Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

    10/09/2009 9:52:35 AM PDT · by BulletBobCo · 245+ views
    After officials reviewed this video, the White House was informed that nobody could possibly beat this man.