Deep in the jungles of Myanmar, scientists have discovered a new species of monkey in an unfortunate predicament: Its nostrils are turned upward, so that whenever it rains, they fill up with water and cause the monkey to sneeze. The black, furry creature lives around the Maw River in the Southeast Asian country's northeast corner. It has white tufts of fur on its ears and a white beard on its chin. Scientists have named the new species Rhinopithecus strykeri, but locals know it as "monkey with an upturned face" in their language. Foreign primatologists joined local conservationists searching for the...