It's the amazing comeback they're all talking about Paul Burrell, author of A Royal Booty (All rights reserved, all reserve abandoned) …could see she was distraught. "The quiet man is turning up the volume again," she sobbed, covering her ears. "Oh, Paul, I can't bear it." It was no secret the Princess was having difficulties sustaining relationships with men. She had nine secret gentlemen friends and we developed an elaborate "leadership contest" for working out which one she preferred in any given week. There was the 14-pints-a-night skinhead, the fat blokey Europhile smoker, the exotic Mediterranean bisexual. She would write...