Senator Joe Biden (D-DE) said he has done some research on this latest change in personnel. He characterized his findings as shocking. “The American people should know that this Paddington isn’t even an American citizen,” said Biden. “Apparently, he has been living with the Brown family at 32 Windsor Gardens, London. He originally came from Peru as a stowaway in a ship's lifeboat. And now Cheney wants this person to be his national security advisor.” Biden demanded an immediate investigation. Thomas "Tubby" Thompson, speaking for the vice president's office, suggested that Senator Biden might be a bit off course. "The...