If the collective display of mass stupidity had happened in March, apologists could have chalked it up to Spring Break madness. But there was no excuse for the sorry performance of leading Democrats in Congress last week. Think of it as the film version of "Dems Gone Wild," without the fun but still full of jaw-dropping obscenity. The shenanigans included a lecture on morality by Sen. Ted (Chappaquiddick) Kennedy and Sen. Joseph Biden's offensive attempt to speak in ghetto jargon with the next attorney general, Alberto Gonzales. When Kennedy thundered that "I wouldn't have" engaged in talk about torturing terror...