I know the children are our future...Whitney Houston told me that...so I was fairly perplexed to hear House Speaker Nancy Pelosi attempt to defend birth control provisions in the already bloated stimulus bill. Since "stimulus" is a nice way of saying "government spending," it's particularly vexing to have Madam Squeaker argue that significant blame for the tanking economy can be placed at the feet of babies (who will be paying for the bailout for their lifetimes). Full story in UK's telegraph Telegraph - Stimulus. Social conservatives immediately countered, saying "Hey, responsible family planning was our idea!" Iowa baby, Lexie Myer,...