It's not terribly surprising to learn that the Boston bombers, and their parents, were beneficiaries of our lavish welfare system. Welfare dependency didn't keep Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the elder terrorist, from driving a flashy silver Mercedes and dressing in designer clothes. His mother thanked America for its generosity by allegedly trying to steal $1600 in expensive clothes from a department store, blowing off her court date, and fleeing the country. From her current digs in Dagestan, she howled that her sons are the victims of a government conspiracy, and topped it off with a cry of "Allahu Akbar" for good measure....