MIDI - SILVER BELLS He's disheveled, so disheveled and weighs 500 pounds He's the maker of false document'ries If you saw him on the sidewalk, you'd be holding your nose And the reason everybody knows Silver bells, Michael smells He'll have a Loserman Christmas Our side won...he is done He will be gorging all day What a blowhard, quite a blowhard...he had spewed awful hate In the box he had sat next to Carter In their own way, each had tried to screw this nation but good But to all it is now understood Silver bells, Michael smells He'll...