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  • Oscars Academy Awards Live Thread

    03/07/2010 5:00:14 PM PST · by Yaelle · 1,551 replies · 2,376+ views
    ABC TV | 3/7/10 | self
    Anyone who still likes to see the stars, the dresses, the fun of watching liberals do their thing, please join me! Dishing and heavy sarcasm welcome!
  • ~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd ~~~~

    02/05/2010 4:21:47 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 128 replies · 3,727+ views
    http://www.youdrivewhat.com/ White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb WASHINGTON—The White House suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Vice President Joe Biden reportedly "scored" a discarded recliner chair that "someone was just throwing out" on the corner of Windom Road and 32nd Street. "It's plenty comfy, and I'll tell ya, they don't make 'em with levers like this anymore," said Biden, scratching at a series of red welts on his arms as he pointed out the pocket on the side that could hold both a remote control and a Coors tallboy. "It reclines...
  • $$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$

    05/22/2009 5:51:14 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies · 7,267+ views
    USS RONALD REAGANSeeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS! When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement. Capability Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling 1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years 2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft 3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per...
  • What's for Sunday night's dinner in the White House: Retread Troll served with ZOT sauce

    10/03/2005 2:22:43 PM PDT · by vellum · 29 replies · 855+ views
    Self | 03-Oct-2005 | Self
    We read that the president met with his personal attorney Sunday night, at which juncture Mr Bush offered up the job of Supreme Court Associate Justice to Ms. Harriet Miers. Here follows a transcript of their conversation, as pieced together by kitchen and dining room staff. W: So hey, you've been pretty loyal to the family, Har, and this business with Joe Wilson has been rough on everybody. But you've hung in there, and I've been thinking about movin' you up. H: Gosh gee, Mr President, what do you have in mind? W: Well we're gonna be needin' some friends...
  • Some Post-Election Humor (Language Alert)

    11/06/2002 7:35:30 AM PST · by Fintan · 15 replies · 519+ views
    email | 11/6/02 | unknown
    Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth....