I single handedly won the cold war, and I double handedly won the hot war. That is to say, I am a supercalifragalistic, ultra megamagnificient war hero, and I've got the medals to prove it !!! The entire process was easy as squeezin' ketchup! But I'm too busy right now flip-flopin' my presidential campaigh... otherwise I'd lay it all out for you so you could drool over the simplicity of it all. I call it ... KERRyORISM !!! Warning: I recently filed a patent on "KERRyORISM"... so don't think you're gonna steal my technique for screwing America, the stupid American...