Posted on 09/21/2004 3:04:05 AM PDT by GeekDejure
I single handedly won the cold war, and I double handedly won the hot war. That is to say, I am a supercalifragalistic, ultra megamagnificient war hero, and I've got the medals to prove it !!!
The entire process was easy as squeezin' ketchup! But I'm too busy right now flip-flopin' my presidential campaigh... otherwise I'd lay it all out for you so you could drool over the simplicity of it all. I call it ...
Warning: I recently filed a patent on "KERRyORISM"... so don't think you're gonna steal my technique for screwing America, the stupid American people, and the disgusting U.S. Armed Forces !!!
Throughout my political carrier I've been very busy restoring America to the inconsequential piece of global garbage that I say it should be!
Now stop asking me questions, because the answers are none of your damn business!
If you really want to know the answers, why don't you ask your puny little pajama pussies and bragging blog buggers to do the work for you!
My name is JOhnKERry and I approve this message !!!
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Did you know that "du jour" is French for "of the day"?
I don't know what "dejure" means.
Touche. But I would say that that the name was Kerrydiot.
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