Folks, today Tommy Franks had his Last Sit-Down with the President. He's headed off to Qatar. For me, that's a dead giveaway that the "go" order probably has already been given, and that it's up to Franks to choose the date and time. So, assuming that D-Day is going to come as a bolt out of the blue, how are we going to handle this thing? Naturally, we can anticipate a huge load on the servers during the opening hours of the war, which will be punctuated by some poor correspondent on the telly with Dan Rather. He'll be...